Hi fellow sly guys, I finally took the plunge and went sly and I'm never going back!
I'm in my late 30's and suddenly started going a bit bald and my hair went white very suddenly. The other day I got a taxi and the driver was a sly guy. We were chatting about life as it was a long journey and I noticed his ID which had a picture of a tired balding looking guy on it. I commented that he looks about 10 years younger being sly and he launched into a long explanation of how amazing it makes him feel, turns out he's 50 but looks about my age! I went home, thought about it for a bit then got the razor out. I've been doing my hair with clippers for a while so it's not that much of a change for me as it might be for some guys but wow does it feel amazingly different and great.
Put my suit on today and went off to work not sure how people would react and at first I was a bit paranoid because I noticed a few women at the train station kept looking at my dome and smiling at me, I wasn't sure if they thought I looked stupid or liked it. Got on the train, same seat as usual opposite a hot businesswoman that I've only ever exchanged a few words with in seven years and she kept looking too. The most contact we've had before today is me helping her with her bags or some mutual moaning about the trains or a few comments about the front page of our papers.
This might sound like a penthouse story or something but after about half an hour she commented that I looked a bit different today and I laughed and told her I'd decided to go totally sly to beat mother nature to baldness or something daft like that. Bought her an overpriced British Rail coffee and carried on chatting to her and I kid you not she said can I touch it? So there I am on the train with this beautiful woman stroking the back of my head and running her hand all over my head with these fantastic long nails, we're looking right at each other and then it's her stop. She gets off and gives me her card with her number on it!
Seriously, it's amazing being sly, I'm never going back.
