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Little Melissa
« on: April 13, 2007, 02:37:23 PM »
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that
they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.

"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she
asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would
get mad.

Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," she says

"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock

"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that
maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.

And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love
everyone a lot.

And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much
he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
pride.

"Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
Marines could blow his ass away."



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Re: Little Melissa
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2007, 02:43:23 PM »
 B*)   That was awesome  :@` :@` :@`

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Re: Little Melissa
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2007, 03:37:28 PM »
lol
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Re: Little Melissa
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2007, 03:44:30 PM »
Oh Yeah! O0 O0 O0 :x! :x! :x!
"...and I--I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference."  Robert Frost

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Re: Little Melissa
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2007, 06:31:29 PM »
HOOAH!
In a bacon and eggs breakfast, the chicken is involved, but the pig is committed. BE THE PIG!!!




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Re: Little Melissa
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2007, 05:58:08 AM »
Good little girl!
"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat." - Theodore Roosevelt

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Re: Little Melissa
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2007, 06:06:06 PM »
i like the way that kid thinks.


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