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bmwgsa

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Soon to be dead husband.....
« on: April 13, 2007, 10:04:10 AM »
A husband got in big trouble after his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him the day before: "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
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Offline SlickCountry

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Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2007, 10:07:04 AM »
That's messed up.  lol
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Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2007, 10:16:58 AM »
 :*)) :*))

I'm dying laughing!!
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Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2007, 11:14:41 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D   That's a good one.  Man if I did that to my wife she might just kick me in the "manhood"...Well, that is if she didn't already have my "manhood" in her purse.   :*)) :*))

Yeah, I can admit it...My wife wears the pants most the time around here.  Don't you other husbands try and deny it.
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Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2007, 11:24:54 AM »
 :*))
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Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2007, 11:40:59 AM »
Quote from: Lance on April 13, 2007, 11:14:41 AM
;D ;D ;D   That's a good one.  Man if I did that to my wife she might just kick me in the "manhood"...Well, that is if she didn't already have my "manhood" in her purse.   :*)) :*))

Yeah, I can admit it...My wife wears the pants most the time around here.  Don't you other husbands try and deny it.

I prefer nekkid, then no one worries about pants at all.
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Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2007, 11:52:00 AM »
Quote from: PigPen on April 13, 2007, 11:40:59 AM
Quote from: Lance on April 13, 2007, 11:14:41 AM
;D ;D ;D   That's a good one.  Man if I did that to my wife she might just kick me in the "manhood"...Well, that is if she didn't already have my "manhood" in her purse.   :*)) :*))

Yeah, I can admit it...My wife wears the pants most the time around here.  Don't you other husbands try and deny it.

I prefer nekkid, then no one worries about pants at all.

OK that settles it ....I'm strippin.
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Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2007, 03:36:04 PM »
Dude I wear the pants in my realationship................... my girlfriend just tells me which ones to wear
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Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2007, 03:43:02 PM »
Quote from: schro on April 13, 2007, 11:52:00 AM
Quote from: PigPen on April 13, 2007, 11:40:59 AM
Quote from: Lance on April 13, 2007, 11:14:41 AM
;D ;D ;D   That's a good one.  Man if I did that to my wife she might just kick me in the "manhood"...Well, that is if she didn't already have my "manhood" in her purse.   :*)) :*))

Yeah, I can admit it...My wife wears the pants most the time around here.  Don't you other husbands try and deny it.

I prefer nekkid, then no one worries about pants at all.

OK that settles it ....I'm strippin.

Urp... I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...
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Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2007, 04:08:29 PM »
Quote from: BaldRob on April 13, 2007, 03:43:02 PM
Quote from: schro on April 13, 2007, 11:52:00 AM
Quote from: PigPen on April 13, 2007, 11:40:59 AM
Quote from: Lance on April 13, 2007, 11:14:41 AM
;D ;D ;D   That's a good one.  Man if I did that to my wife she might just kick me in the "manhood"...Well, that is if she didn't already have my "manhood" in her purse.   :*)) :*))

Yeah, I can admit it...My wife wears the pants most the time around here.  Don't you other husbands try and deny it.

I prefer nekkid, then no one worries about pants at all.

OK that settles it ....I'm strippin.

Urp... I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...

ok, this all got outta hand real quick.   :D ;D :*))
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Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2007, 06:27:39 PM »
Quote from: Lance on April 13, 2007, 04:08:29 PM
Quote from: BaldRob on April 13, 2007, 03:43:02 PM
Quote from: schro on April 13, 2007, 11:52:00 AM
Quote from: PigPen on April 13, 2007, 11:40:59 AM
Quote from: Lance on April 13, 2007, 11:14:41 AM
;D ;D ;D   That's a good one.  Man if I did that to my wife she might just kick me in the "manhood"...Well, that is if she didn't already have my "manhood" in her purse.   :*)) :*))

Yeah, I can admit it...My wife wears the pants most the time around here.  Don't you other husbands try and deny it.

I prefer nekkid, then no one worries about pants at all.

OK that settles it ....I'm strippin.

Urp... I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...

ok, this all got outta hand real quick.   :D ;D :*))

Big surprise   :px :/O :D :D :/O :px
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Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2007, 07:01:08 PM »
Quote from: bmwgsa on April 13, 2007, 10:04:10 AM
A husband got in big trouble after his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him the day before: "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

I'd be on that freakin' couch till next Xmas....LOL
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Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2007, 07:45:21 PM »
Quote from: BaldRob on April 13, 2007, 03:43:02 PM
Quote from: schro on April 13, 2007, 11:52:00 AM
Quote from: PigPen on April 13, 2007, 11:40:59 AM
Quote from: Lance on April 13, 2007, 11:14:41 AM
;D ;D ;D   That's a good one.  Man if I did that to my wife she might just kick me in the "manhood"...Well, that is if she didn't already have my "manhood" in her purse.   :*)) :*))

Yeah, I can admit it...My wife wears the pants most the time around here.  Don't you other husbands try and deny it.

I prefer nekkid, then no one worries about pants at all.

OK that settles it ....I'm strippin.

Urp... I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...

You like that line don't  ya.... ;)
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Re: Soon to be dead husband.....
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2007, 08:54:35 PM »
Ok...

Dead Husband Threw Up Kick Pants Couch Nekkid Xmas???

I think I got it...  :D
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