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Offline HotCajun

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Stupid Quotes
« on: April 12, 2007, 10:59:16 PM »
Stupid Quotes

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

"This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time."
- Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL

"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian

"Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there."
- Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer


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Re: Stupid Quotes
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2007, 07:06:31 AM »
I think Silverstone and Spears were the funniest ones.     :*)) :*)) :*)) :*))
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Re: Stupid Quotes
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2007, 08:58:39 AM »
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

What a complete friggen BIMBO!
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Re: Stupid Quotes
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2007, 11:18:25 AM »
what the h#ll was silverstone even talking about.  I think I lost a few brain cells just reading that one.  :/O :D
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Offline HotCajun

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Re: Stupid Quotes
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2007, 11:23:20 AM »
She had obviously been on the set of clueless a little too long!!! Staying in character really does have its effects!

We've given Kentwood to Mississippi, so Britany is there problem now!!!
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Re: Stupid Quotes
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2007, 04:18:17 PM »
Especially liked the fifth one, even if BaldRob doesn't!
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Re: Stupid Quotes
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2007, 04:20:39 PM »
Quote from: Paul on April 13, 2007, 04:18:17 PM
Especially liked the fifth one, even if BaldRob doesn't!

That should be about the southside!!  Wrigleyville isn't a dangerous area...
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Offline Paul

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Re: Stupid Quotes
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2007, 04:22:08 PM »
It could be when CERTAIN people are there, I bet!!
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Re: Stupid Quotes
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2007, 04:24:20 PM »
Quote from: Paul on April 13, 2007, 04:22:08 PM
It could be when CERTAIN people are there, I bet!!

But not on game day!!  Other times, well, I'll agree with you...
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Offline HotCajun

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Re: Stupid Quotes
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2007, 05:57:23 PM »
 :x! :x! :x!   Well that's why they're STUPID quotes.....duh  :/O  ;D
 
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Re: Stupid Quotes
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2007, 07:02:17 PM »
Quote from: BaldRob on April 13, 2007, 04:20:39 PM
Quote from: Paul on April 13, 2007, 04:18:17 PM
Especially liked the fifth one, even if BaldRob doesn't!

That should be about the southside!!  Wrigleyville isn't a dangerous area...
Wrigleyville not dangerous?  Funny, neither is the team that plays there...  @K*
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Re: Stupid Quotes
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2007, 07:08:21 PM »
Quote from: HotCajun on April 13, 2007, 05:57:23 PM
:x! :x! :x!   Well that's why they're STUPID quotes.....duh  :/O  ;D
 


Yeah youse guys thats why there called stupid quotes, duh.

Great new picture Cajun.
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Re: Stupid Quotes
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2007, 07:42:36 PM »
Quote from: KaLbO on April 13, 2007, 07:02:17 PM
Quote from: BaldRob on April 13, 2007, 04:20:39 PM
Quote from: Paul on April 13, 2007, 04:18:17 PM
Especially liked the fifth one, even if BaldRob doesn't!

That should be about the southside!!  Wrigleyville isn't a dangerous area...
Wrigleyville not dangerous?  Funny, neither is the team that plays there...  @K*

hahahaha ..... :*))
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Offline HotCajun

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Re: Stupid Quotes
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2007, 07:43:31 PM »
Quote from: tomgallagher on April 13, 2007, 07:08:21 PM
Quote from: HotCajun on April 13, 2007, 05:57:23 PM
:x! :x! :x!   Well that's why they're STUPID quotes.....duh  :/O  ;D
 


Yeah youse guys thats why there called stupid quotes, duh.

Great new picture Cajun.

Thank you Gallagher
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