With friends like these ...

[Razor X]

Every once in a while people will ask about using depilatories on the scalp.  Here's a perfect example of why you shouldn't:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/oQaqZQK24_4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/oQaqZQK24_4</a>

[TheSlyBear]

I'd have them up on assault charges.

[The Scottish Ambassador]

Terrible.  needed.

[Razor X]

I'd have them up on assault charges.

Yeah, he's being a much better sport about it than I would be.

[D.A.L.U.I.]

Assault, BS, that's battery!  Welts on his head, those guys better be glad he didn't "welt" them up everywhere.  That guy needs new roommates, bad.

[buddha]

I didn't notice any welts or scrapes on his knuckles. Maybe he's just waiting to catch them off-guard.
In the State of Illinois there is a criminal charge entitled Heinous Battery. This gets awarded to a suspect who uses a caustic substance to cause bodily harm to another. I think the original intent was to punish people who threw things like battery acid in other peoples' faces but it sure seems like it would apply here.
Aside from that this dude kinda rocks the sly look.....once you get past the open, running sores on his dome.

[Magoo]

Man that's a lot of Bull Cr--. Guys can sure act like idiots.

[Razor X]

Aside from that this dude kinda rocks the sly look.....once you get past the open, running sores on his dome.

It does suit him.  He's got a couple of other videos out on YouTube and he's always wearing a cap, so I think he might be thinning out anyway.   He looks like he's got less shadow on the crown.  So maybe his dumbass roommates were trying to help things along -- not that it excuses what they did in any way, shape or form.

[buddha]

Aside from that this dude kinda rocks the sly look.....once you get past the open, running sores on his dome.

It does suit him.  He's got a couple of other videos out on YouTube and he's always wearing a cap, so I think he might be thinning out anyway.   He looks like he's got less shadow on the crown.  So maybe his dumbass roommates were trying to help things along -- not that it excuses what they did in any way, shape or form.

In other words this could be his threshold moment into the world of sly. Well, it is said that everything happens for a reason.....?

[Mikekoz13]

I would just kick his ass and be done with it. Dumb ass............