mowing grass and beer

[Kajun]

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over
and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips,

lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of
this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts
the grass."

[Tyler]

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over
and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips,

lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of
this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts
the grass."

    That was great!

[Cam]

On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over
and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"

I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my lips,

lifted my darkened Ray Ban sunglasses and stared directly into the eyes of
this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts
the grass."

That's classic! Kudos to you, brother!

[Medic aka Rocko]

LMAO   I'll have to remember that one.  I can usually get my wife to try mowing the yard once a year.

[PigPen]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

[HotCajun]

Haha

[Paul]

LMAO also.  That was great!

[frostillicus123]

awesome

[wpruitt]

LMAO - Great one!   

[Dtopford]

ROFL that was a good one.

[Cam]

What was the womans response?

[HotCajun]

I bet it looked something like this