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Offline HotCajun

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Inner Peace
« on: April 11, 2007, 12:09:41 PM »

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off 23 Bud Lights, a bottle of Absolute, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.  ;)



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Re: Inner Peace
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2007, 12:10:35 PM »
Sweet, I think I have a bottle of Bailey's that's unfinished.
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Re: Inner Peace
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2007, 12:15:38 PM »

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and never finished." So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off 23 Bud Lights, a bottle of Absolute, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.  ;)

That's some sound advice. Ya know, if I weren't already married to an incredible lady, I think I'd have to get to know you a little better.  :@`


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Re: Inner Peace
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2007, 12:38:22 PM »
Now that sounds like a good time and a great party!!!   :D