Glaswegian pilot and co-pilot, after landing at Glasgow forget to turn off the main intercom ,
co-pilot says to pilot .
"What you doing later?"
Pilot says "First thing im going to do is go for a big dump then am gonnie shag the a*se off that wee stewardess!"
Stewardess hears this and runs to the cockpit to confront him . She trips over a wee auld woman's feet who helps her back up n says - '' Take yer time hen , he's goin fur a dump first"