Oh, quit bragging

Just because you get out once in a while while some of us are chained to our TVs, computers, and/or spouse

By the way, there are other cycles that affect our lives, and whether they are in tune with the lunar cycle, I don't know.
You know that women have a cycle "time of the month"

. Did you know that guys have a time of the month when their beard grows in faster? You could say "hey, leave me alone. I'm on the beard"
