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Offline aarrggh

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Texting Abbreviations for Seniors
« on: December 19, 2010, 04:55:27 PM »
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was .
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair .
ROFLACGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Cant Get Up .
DWI: Driving While Incontinent .
LOL: Living On Lipitor .
OMG: Oy,My Grandchildren !
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On ?
WTF: Whats Todays Fish ?
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth .
GTG: Gotta Groan .
TGIF: Thank Goodness Its Four . ( Four O'Clock Early Bird Special )
FWB: Friend With Betablockers .
FYI: For Your Indigestion .
TTYL: Talk To You Louder .
MILF: Meal Id Like To Forget .
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out .
LWO: Lawrence Welks On .
MGAD: My Grandsons A Doctor .
SUS: Speak Up , Sonny .
WIWYA: When I Was Your Age .
GOML: Get Off My Lawn .
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Re: Texting Abbreviations for Seniors
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2010, 05:24:02 PM »
 :*))
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Re: Texting Abbreviations for Seniors
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2010, 11:10:42 AM »
Hehehehe  ::)
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Re: Texting Abbreviations for Seniors
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2010, 08:48:42 PM »
OMG these R PG (pretty good)!  O0 :*))
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Re: Texting Abbreviations for Seniors
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2010, 09:19:54 PM »
      NFYM :  Not funny young man !!   :x!    ;D
« Last Edit: December 20, 2010, 09:22:18 PM by Magoo »
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Re: Texting Abbreviations for Seniors
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2010, 12:32:18 PM »
I like that!  Too funny!
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Re: Texting Abbreviations for Seniors
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2010, 08:21:02 PM »
Oh, but they are funny!  ;) So funny that I copied them and sent them to about 50 of my close-est email buddies!  Thanks aarrggh!  O0
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Re: Texting Abbreviations for Seniors
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2011, 09:29:48 PM »
 :D O0
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Re: Texting Abbreviations for Seniors
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2011, 04:17:26 AM »
pretty funny!) I'll copy and try to learn 'em!)) My peers will be astonished)
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Re: Texting Abbreviations for Seniors
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2011, 04:14:00 PM »
JDMPTMTTGVH


(Just doing my part to make this topic go very hot)
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Re: Texting Abbreviations for Seniors
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2011, 06:52:48 PM »
You gentlemen have now been witness to the ONLY funny joke that AARRGGHH has ever posted at SBG..........
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Re: Texting Abbreviations for Seniors
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2011, 01:05:06 AM »
Quote from: Mikekoz13 on January 05, 2011, 06:52:48 PM
You gentlemen have now been witness to the ONLY funny joke that AARRGGHH has ever posted at SBG..........

Tofjaheposbg
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Re: Texting Abbreviations for Seniors
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2011, 09:23:33 AM »
Quote from: Tyler on January 08, 2011, 01:05:06 AM
Quote from: Mikekoz13 on January 05, 2011, 06:52:48 PM
You gentlemen have now been witness to the ONLY funny joke that AARRGGHH has ever posted at SBG..........

Tofjaheposbg

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Re: Texting Abbreviations for Seniors
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2011, 03:55:23 PM »
tofjaheposbg: ........the only funny joke    :D   has ever posted on sly bald guys.

       hth: ....... hope that helps.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2011, 04:06:22 PM by Magoo »
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Re: Texting Abbreviations for Seniors
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2011, 06:16:28 AM »
Hahahaha, this cracks me up. I have qualified for senior coffee @ McD's for some time now and if Ronald says I'm a senior that's good enough for me.
I wrote these down and I pledge to use them in chats with all you young whipper-snappers. I think they're funny as hell. Good one, aarrggh!
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