Opening up this thread again because it happened today...
At the Bristol Renaissance Faire. One of my favorite shows is "Moonie the Magnificent".
He is a comedian that doesn't speak, just whistles, sounds, plus body language...and he is hilarious.
Anyway, as he was getting the crowd primed he noticed me and acted like he was going to give me a big hug...so I played along.
Next thing I new, he licked my head and the crowd went wild. I played along, my Legacy of Clean Towelettes came in very handy.