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Offline Jack21

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I'm sure that this is already up here
« on: October 25, 2010, 07:57:17 AM »
So its my first day at work as a bald guy. A female colleague says to me "What did you do? Did you go nuts?" I said, "Nah. My hair was quitting on me so I decided to fire it".

Its not funny, I know, but this is day one and I'm trying to find anything funny in this experience.
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Re: I'm sure that this is already up here
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2010, 09:36:46 AM »
Quote from: Jack21 on October 25, 2010, 07:57:17 AM
A female colleague says to me "What did you do? Did you go nuts?" I said, "Nah. My hair was quitting on me so I decided to fire it".
;D ;D
Quote from: Jack21 on October 25, 2010, 07:57:17 AM
Its not funny, I know, but this is day one and I'm trying to find anything funny in this experience.
Oh yes it is funny, and remember you're free--no body's commenting on the "piece" or the paint or powder anymore, and you can believe they did.
 8) Live free & sly. 
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Re: I'm sure that this is already up here
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2010, 10:00:06 AM »
Good comeback!!!  She probably wanted to rub it!!!
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Re: I'm sure that this is already up here
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2010, 10:25:54 AM »

I wish I could say that I came up with that line myself. I think I heard Matt Hasselebeck use it once on ESPN.
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Re: I'm sure that this is already up here
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2010, 11:23:57 PM »
a friend once commented what happened to my hair. to which i replied" i still have my hair it is just hiding from public view. :D
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Re: I'm sure that this is already up here
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2010, 07:52:59 PM »
Thats the best thing to do, I always try and come up with somethin quirky to say. It shows people that you dont care and once they see you don't its no big deal.
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Re: I'm sure that this is already up here
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2010, 08:39:48 PM »
I like it!   ;D

Don't be drug in to the bald criticism to laugh off your choice... be proud of your decision, it's a whole lot more than a hair style!  O0
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