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Offline dagenhamjim

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my fav 3 advantage's of being bald
« on: April 08, 2007, 02:31:41 AM »
I think the biggest advantage of being a baldie is (1) you never, ever have a bad hair day (2) saves you a fortune in not having to buy hair spray and finaly with lack of hair your more stream lined and that means less drag, therefore you are able to get to the bar quicker. Would love to kow you personal fav 3 advantages! 


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Re: my fav 3 advantage's of being bald
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2007, 06:46:52 AM »
if you get caught in the rain. you can just get a napkin when you get to the bar, and "fix your hair"


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Re: my fav 3 advantage's of being bald
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2007, 08:09:15 AM »
Do you remember Fonzie from Happy Days, when he used to raise one hand with a comb in it and the other hand to help style his hair, but then he'd stop and say aaaa! I do that with my HeadBlade. :*))
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Re: my fav 3 advantage's of being bald
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2007, 08:12:45 AM »
My Three Fav's
1. Happiness with my appearance
2. Health of scalp
3. A place to sell ad space


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Re: my fav 3 advantage's of being bald
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2007, 08:20:10 AM »
3. A place to sell ad space
I got you beat on that one schro.
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Re: my fav 3 advantage's of being bald
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2007, 09:25:13 AM »
Oh yeah, but a tattoo is a one time sale.
I was thinking more along the lines of temporary ink.
In fact, GoldenPalace.com has already contacted me for a deal for my next golf tournament.


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Re: my fav 3 advantage's of being bald
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2007, 09:43:32 AM »
Oh yeah, but a tattoo is a one time sale.
I was thinking more along the lines of temporary ink.
In fact, GoldenPalace.com has already contacted me for a deal for my next golf tournament.

Like that stupid woman who had it tattooed across her forehead about a year or so ago for some meager sum of money -- $15,000 or something.

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Re: my fav 3 advantage's of being bald
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2007, 01:07:34 PM »
Oh yeah, but a tattoo is a one time sale.
I was thinking more along the lines of temporary ink.
In fact, GoldenPalace.com has already contacted me for a deal for my next golf tournament.

Like that stupid woman who had it tattooed across her forehead about a year or so ago for some meager sum of money -- $15,000 or something.
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Re: my fav 3 advantage's of being bald
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2007, 01:12:22 PM »
Nah............you probably got more than $15k for it.


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Re: my fav 3 advantage's of being bald
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2007, 01:18:04 PM »
Nah............you probably got more than $15k for it.
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Re: my fav 3 advantage's of being bald
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2007, 01:18:28 PM »
if you get caught in the rain. you can just get a napkin when you get to the bar, and "fix your hair"

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Re: my fav 3 advantage's of being bald
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2007, 01:39:01 PM »
I know some bald guys don't like this, but I like the way people are a little intimidated and unsure of me when they first meet me.

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Re: my fav 3 advantage's of being bald
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2007, 07:10:46 PM »
My top three... in no particular order:

A. The Head Rub
2. The Head Rub
III. The Head Rub

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Re: my fav 3 advantage's of being bald
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2007, 07:38:49 PM »
My top three... in no particular order:

A. The Head Rub
2. The Head Rub
III. The Head Rub

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Re: my fav 3 advantage's of being bald
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2007, 08:50:29 PM »
I know some bald guys don't like this, but I like the way people are a little intimidated and unsure of me when they first meet me.

I second that!