1. To write with a broken pencil is pointless .
2. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate .
3. A thief who stole a calender got 12 months .
4. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
5. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground .
6. The batteries were given out free of charge .
7. A dentist and a manicurist got married . They fought tooth and nail .
8. A will is a dead give-away .
9. If you don`t pay your exorcist you can get repossessed .
10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and i will show you A- flat miner .
11. You are stuck with your debt if you can`t budge it .
12. A boiled egg is hard to beat .
13. When you`ve seen one shopping center you`ve seen a mall .
14. Police were called to the day center when a three year old was resisting a rest .
15. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off ? He`s all right now .
16. If you take your laptop for a run, you could jog your memory .
17. A bicycle can`t stand alone . It`s two tired .
18. The guy who fell on the upholstery machine was fully covered .
19. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds .
20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed .
21. When she saw her first strands of gray, she thought she would dye .
