Winter's Coming

[Timmer]

The Panda.

A Panda walks into a Bar & Grill, bursts into the kitchen, eats everything in sight.  Next, he hops the bar, grabs the bartener's gun and shoots the place up.  He heads for the door.  The bartender, shocked, yells, "WTF!  What was that all about?"  The Panda turns back, "I'm a Panda, look me up!"  The bartender goes to the office, log onto the internet and reads, "Panda:  Ailuropoda melanoleuca, literally meaning "black and white cat-foot."  Eats shoots and leaves."

[Kojak]

The Panda.

A Panda walks into a Bar & Grill, bursts into the kitchen, eats everything in sight.  Next, he hops the bar, grabs the bartener's gun and shoots the place up.  He heads for the door.  The bartender, shocked, yells, "WTF!  What was that all about?"  The Panda turns back, "I'm a Panda, look me up!"  The bartender goes to the office, log onto the internet and reads, "Panda:  Ailuropoda melanoleuca, literally meaning "black and white cat-foot."  Eats shoots and leaves."

OMG That is some funny stuff!
In my neck of the woods Summer is just starting to peak and winter is about 3 weeks in January. Those hats do look nice though. I wonder if I can get one a blue with the Yankees symbol embroidered on it in white! That would be killer.

[Magoo]

Took me a few seconds , but I GOT IT.

[The Noggin]

  (Thanks, online dictionary!)

[BaldWriterBob]

"Eats, Shoots & Leaves"
The Runaway #1 British Bestseller
The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation by Lynne Truss with a forward by Frank McCourt, author of "Angela's Ashes"
ISBN: 1-592-40087-6
Published by Gotham Books (Penguin)
http://tinyurl.com/cdmg64

It's a good book. The author uses this story to illustrate how we mis-punctuate the things we write.

[Magoo]

"Eats, Shoots & Leaves"
The Runaway #1 British Bestseller
The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation by Lynne Truss with a forward by Frank McCourt, author of "Angela's Ashes"
ISBN: 1-592-40087-6
Published by Gotham Books (Penguin)
http://tinyurl.com/cdmg64

It's a good book. The author uses this story to illustrate how we mis-punctuate the things we write.

thats' knot: likly two bee, au prablem on ; this forarm/?

[kenny57028]

What am i missing? 

[BaldWriterBob]

thats' knot: likly too bee, au prablem on ; this forarm/?

 

[The Scottish Ambassador]

Winter definitely on the way here. Been on night shift last 4 nights and it was definitely cold. A little frost on the cars the other morning too.

[Magoo]

Winter definitely on the way here. Been on night shift last 4 nights and it was definitely cold. A little frost on the cars the other morning too.

 

At the moment that sounds good to me. The temp.  here is about 97* . 

[Magoo]

What am i missing? 

 

Not much. ( disregard)

[rcg5227]

This is the first winter ever I will be keeping my head shaven bald, I've been doing it during summer months for the last 3-4 years, but I always let it grow back for winter.  There just isn't enough hair on top of my head anymore to hide the huge bald spot on the back of my head. 

[lordmage]

What am i missing? 

just a semi bad attempt, at a Hi jack, over where the periods go.

[Sgt. Pate]

Okay, I'm just gonna say it... THAT WAS TERRIBLE! 

[tomgallagher]

Winter definitely on the way here. Been on night shift last 4 nights and it was definitely cold. A little frost on the cars the other morning too.

OMG, frost. Just how far north is Scotland anyway.?