Extremely Scientific Survey states : 20% of American Men now SLY

[Mikekoz13]

The results of this extremely scientific poll have just been released. Read the Article below:

July 24th, 2010
Bobby A's Pub, Caledonia, Pa.

I (Mikekoz13) was in Bobby A's, a local watering hole, along with 5 fellow bikers last Saturday at approximately 1 PM. Counting my group, there were 15 men in the Pub. Of the 15 men, three were SLY (myself included).

Therefore, one can surmise that 20% of American men are now SLY. 

[D.A.L.U.I.]

The results of this extremely scientific poll have just been released. Read the Article below:

July 24th, 2010
Bobby A's Pub, Caledonia, Pa.

I (Mikekoz13) was in Bobby A's, a local watering hole, along with 5 fellow bikers last Saturday at approximately 1 PM. Counting my group, there were 15 men in the Pub. Of the 15 men, three were SLY (myself included).

Therefore, one can surmise that 20% of American men are now SLY. 

Who can dispute the authority of the Wizard of Koz, at least 20%.  We're almost a political special interest group!

[Razor X]

Could be as much as 30% when the margin of error is taken into account.   

[Mikekoz13]

Could be as much as 30% when the margin of error is taken into account.   

Uh, no.... that wold have been a Democratic survey.... this one was much more conservative. 

[Papa Don]

Hey Mike.  In response to your post, I just posted a new topic of meeting the Bald Kahuna of lunch.  When I parked the car at the restuarant there was a bald man in the parking lot that I thought might be Allen.  This man got in his car and left.   Once Allen arrived, I noticed four more sly guys in the restaurant including Allen and myself.  So---maybe there is something to this poll?

[mangosink12572]

I eat every meal out eather in a diner for breakfast and another diner across the river (Hudson River) and a good restaurant for dinner every night  and  - -I have never seen less than 3-4-5-6- guys whenever I am out who are sly bald  - -a few with a horseshoe  -(they are forgiven) and we are working on them  - - -

Monday in the Beekman Arms (where the Clintons have taken every room for the wedding and their coctail Party will be Friday) There were 4 sly bald guys at the bar  - -I eat there every Monday for dinner
In the morning there are about 6 of us who see each other once or twice a week  and we all have a slick melon

I live and work in Rhinebeck,New York so I will check out some of the restaurants and bars this weekend to see how many SKLY BALD guys I can see who are attending Chelsea's wedding  - - -this is some fun place to be if you like all the Democrats  - -Most of us are not very happy with this wedding  - -but it does help the economy  - -It costs $6,000  per guest  - -somewhere between 3 and 5 million (total cost)  - -You should see the tents they have put up  - -$600,000

I will write about the wedding after it is over - - - -  If anyone has any questions

[Kojak]

From what I see around town daily it seem like 30% of Houston is Sly.

You ever notice when you get a new car, it seems like you notice that your model of car is all over the place, and you notice it everywhere. I guess tha is how it has been for me being Sly, I now see it all over the place.

[Sgt. Pate]

Who can argue with "Beer Science"? 

[pdxtodd]

I spent the last three days in Steamboat Springs Colorado.  I'm not sure I saw more than 1 other sly guy.  Must be the altitude?  Maybe hair grows better at 6,700 ft elevation?   Even at the Denver airport I didn't see many sly guys.   On a packed 757 from Denver to Portland - sly count = 1= me.    Maybe its Coors?   

[tomgallagher]

Strange but interesting. Maybe it is the altitude.

[Razor X]

I can vouch for the fact that it definitely ain't the Coors.   

[D.A.L.U.I.]

I can vouch for the fact that it definitely ain't the Coors.   

Yeah, "water" doesn't cause it.   I don't know about real beer, but I doubt it.   

[RyanJP]

Who can argue with "Beer Science"? 

I can find this study very conclusive with validity....

How many of the bikers where bald.

[Big Jon]

I work at a Wal-Mart. I see at least 10 sly customers each day. One of them even gave me shaving advice.

[Bald Kahuna]

Aloha to All in the Hood of the Sly,

Yes, Papa Don and me had lunch at the Potato Patch north of Houston. Don told me they would through the fresh-baked dinner rolls across the room for us to catch-sure enough-what a kick that was. We had a great chat about everything from family to women to the Sly community., I have a photo that I will post tomorrow.
Re: Sly count-most of the statistics I have read claim about 35-40 million Sly in US and about 1.3-1.4 Bil. in the world. I 'm not sure how accurate but my own private observations over the past two years lead me to believe, percentage wise, there are far more black men than white men that are Sly. What are some thoughts of the members?