movie quotes..................

[PBurke]

............what is your favorite?

one of my favorites is from dazed and confused. "l i v i n, just keep livin!"

[schro]

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned". - The Hustler, Paul Newman, 1961.

My all time favorite movie.

[Rob-Raz]

So many classics from Dazed and Confused

"Got a joint?" ...um no  "Be a lot cooler if you did!"   

"Thats the cool thing about High School girls, I get older, but they stay the same age." 

[Kojak]

Movie: The Waterboy

Mama Boucher: You gonna lose all your fancy fools' balls games! And your gonna fail your big exam! Because school is?
Bobby Boucher: The devil?
[Mama gasps]
Bobby Boucher: Everything is the devil to you, Mama! Well, I like school, and I like football! And I'm gonna keep doin' them both because they make me feel good!
Bobby Boucher: [Bobby runs out, slamming the door, then comes back in] And by the way, Mama. Alligators are ornery 'cause of their Medula Oblongata!
Bobby Boucher: [Bobby runs back out, then back in again] And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!

[BillOnBass]

Haha, Dazed and Confused is awesome. 

Here's one from the first Austin Powers movie:

Dr. Evil (when asked about his childhood in father/son therapy):

"Very well, where do I begin?  My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.  My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.  My father would womanize, he would drink... he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.  Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.  My childhood was typical... summers in Rangoon, luge lessons.  In the spring we'd make meat helmets.  When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard, really.  At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.  There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."

[Tyler]

Tommy Boy:

Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted. Why would somebody put a guarantee on a box? Hmmm, very interesting.
Ted Nelson, Customer: Go on, I'm listening.
Tommy: Here's the way I see it, Ted. Guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box 'cause he wants you to feel all warm and toasty inside.
Ted Nelson, Customer: Yeah, makes a man feel good.
Tommy: 'Course it does. Why shouldn't it? Ya figure you put that little box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter, am I right, Ted?
[chuckles until he sees that Ted is not laughing]
Ted Nelson, Customer: [impatiently] What's your point?
Tommy: The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.
Ted Nelson, Customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box?
Tommy: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of sh*t. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
Ted Nelson, Customer: [pause] Okay, I'll buy from you.
Tommy: Well, that's...
Tommy, Richard Hayden: ...What?

[Tyler]

Boiler Room:

And there is no such thing as a no sale call. A sale is made on every call you make. Either you sell the client some stock or he sells you a reason he can't. Either way a sale is made, the only question is who is gonna close? You or him? Now be relentless, that's it, I'm done.

Old School:  They're endless!!

Martin: True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

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Beanie: Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frank. Way to work it through.

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Beanie: Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.

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Beanie: Earmuffs.

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Frank: [Crying] You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy.


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Beanie: Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he's crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers.

[texanron]

Two From The Outlaw Josey Wales - 1976

"Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is."

"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" 

[Gambrinus]

How about my all time favorite scene in a movie
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[PBurke]

you gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?

[warhawk]

"yippee ki yay mother #$%^&%"

WARHAWK

[Tyler]

Oh Johnny, I forgot you where there.  You may go now.

[BillOnBass]

Can't forget the best quote from Tombstone:

"And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?" -Doc Holiday

[PBurke]

i'm your huckleberry!

[Tyler]

Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!