A limerick

[BikerDave]

There once was a man from Rangoon
Whose farts could be heard on the moon;
When you'd least expect 'em
They'd burst from his rectum
With the force of a raging typhoon!!
 

[Sgt. Pate]

There was a young man from Trent,
who's tool was so long that it bent!
So in times of trouble,
he'd fold the thing double,
and instead of coming he went!

[aarrggh]

  There once was a man from Peru
  Who had a lot of growing up too do,
   He`d ring a doorbell,
   Then run like hell,
   Until the owner shot him with a .22

[Paul]

There once was a man who was sly
And many a friend would ask why
But the girls young and old
Found him handsome and bold
And back home in their beds he would lie.

[Mikekoz13]

There once was a man who was sly
And many a friend would ask why
But the girls young and old
Found him handsome and bold
And back home in their beds he would lie.

We have a winner boys and girls!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CraftyGuy]

There once was a man who was sly
And many a friend would ask why
But the girls young and old
Found him handsome and bold
And back home in their beds he would lie.

We have a winner boys and girls!!!!!!!!!!!!

*DING* *DING* *DING* *DING* 

[The Scottish Ambassador]

There once was a man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
A tuft of grass
Grew from his ass
And he couldn't fart for weeds.

[RodgerDodger]

There once was a young man that was shy.
Then one day he decided to go sly. 
His level of cool and confidence grew. 
'Cause of todo los chicas he knew.
Cabeza de huevo, on the fly! 

[Sgt. Pate]

Good one Paul! 

[New_Shine]

There once was a man who was sly
And many a friend would ask why
But the girls young and old
Found him handsome and bold
And back home in their beds he would lie.

hands down