Wine VS Water

[PigPen]

Subject: WINE VS WATER

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the
end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli (E. coli)
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of
Poop.
 
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine
(or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
 
Remember:


 
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
 
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk
stupid, than to drink
water and be full of sh*t.
 
There's no need to thank me for this valuable
information; I'm doing it
as a public service.

[SlickCountry]

 That's something to think about... 

[Sgt. Pate]

The Apostle Paul told his young protégé Timothy to “take a little wine for your stomach”.

I guess the water in Ephesus was full of bugs!   
 

[tomgallagher]

Are you sure that wasn't full of PP. chuckle, chuckle,

[Cy]

Gah! Was that tap water or bottled? Both?

[PBurke]

works for me. LONGNECKS FOR EVERYONE!!

[PigPen]

Gah! Was that tap water or bottled? Both?

Who cares? How about a round of shots?

[Sgt. Pate]

Gah! Was that tap water or bottled? Both?

Who cares? How about a round of shots?

They serve wine in shots??? 

[PigPen]

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine
(or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

ANY alcohol

[HotCajun]

Well, I guess I can quit going to AA meetings, cause now I have a legitimate reason to drink all the time....hahaha

"Mr. Officer, I couldn't drink the water.....shhhhhh don't tell anybody or we'll run out of wine, but the water has poop in it!"

[Sgt. Pate]

Darn PigPen, I gave up drinking a long time ago... if I have to start now I think it might just kill me!

Then again, I could use shots!  Think about it... a 40 could last me a week!   

[HotCajun]

Darn PigPen, I gave up drinking a long time ago... if I have to start now I think it might just kill me!

Then again, I could use shots!  Think about it... a 40 could last me a week!   

 

[Paul]

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine
(or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

ANY alcohol

Am already following your advice Dr. PigPen

[BaldRob]

What is this "water" that people are talking about??

[schro]

Yeah, WTF is wrong with you people  !?
I need another Schrotini. It's good for what ails ya'