Author Topic: In the last week, I've realized almost all women either don't care, or like bald  (Read 6706 times)

Offline Nick

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I've been pulling ridiculous amounts of ass the past couple weeks.  Just this past week, I've scored 5 numbers.  And these women are gorgeous, some of the most beautiful women in my city.  I'm not trying to brag here, I'm just happy that I have finally realized that women don't give a sh*t that I am bald, in fact, I think it is helping.   :*))

There might be the occasional 1/100 girl that would pass us off, but this girl is not worth our time. 

So glad I went sly...... :*))



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I never met a gal who  doesn't like bald guys  - -  and they love to rub  the BALD DOME

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Nick you look great, welcome to SBG's forum.  Glad you adjust pretty well to the bald look.  You look great and I know the lady's love bald guys.  My girlfriend is alway by my side when I'm checking out the post and she said you look quite handsome bald.  Lucky you.

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Nick!  Dude!  You're letting out our secret!  Before you know it, every MPB, thinning comb-over guy will know the true secret to success and start shaving!   ;)

How right you are!   8)

[Geez, you'd think more guys would figure it out....! :/O ]
« Last Edit: May 30, 2010, 10:03:30 PM by Nonick »

Offline GnomeansGno

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I've actually noticed that women do in fact like bald heads a lot.  When I first shaved, I was a bit nervous that girls my age wouldn't like it, but I've actually dated MORE bald then I did with hair.  I'm not sure if this is because I look better bald, or perhaps I just have more confidence.  Anyway, here's a little story.  A girl I used to work with that went out with me told me she never liked a lot of hair on a guys heads, as she found it messy looking.  She liked guys with real short haircuts (like a 1 or zero) or bald.  So that made me feel real good to know that there are women out there who prefer us bald guys over the guys with hair.  Honestly, the only women who didn't like my bald head at first was my grandmother and mother, and I think it's because they were so used to seeing me with hair that they were shocked to see me suddenly without it.
« Last Edit: June 06, 2010, 03:16:58 AM by GnomeansGno »

Offline Iconic

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Well, you are bragging, even if you tell the truth. And I'm sure you do  :)

Anyway guys, how do you get headrubs? Does it need some kind of provoking?

Offline D.A.L.U.I.

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Well women, at least the ones I know will say they like, don't like or don't really care one way or the other about shaved sly, but one thing I have never heard and don't expect to ever hear is a woman claiming to get her rocks off on a combover, hairy toilet seat or a wig--just won't happen I think.

Offline Iconic

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... but one thing I have never heard and don't expect to ever hear is a woman claiming to get her rocks off on a combover, hairy toilet seat or a wig--just won't happen I think.

Haha! Bravo! So true.

Offline kenny57028

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No doubt, there guna be alot more turned off to someone that looks like he's balding versus bald.
The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the Past better than it was,
the Present worse than it is & the future less resolved than it will be.

Offline pdxtodd

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That's because they all  know that a shaved head is just a large solar collector - solar panel for a sex machine.

Offline Morthen

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That's because they all  know that a shaved head is just a large solar collector - solar panel for a sex machine.
that has to be one of the most hilariously cheesey quotes I have heard regarding a bald head.
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That's because they all  know that a shaved head is just a large solar collector - solar panel for a sex machine.
that has to be one of the most hilariously cheesey quotes I have heard regarding a bald head.

Not to mention a violation of the Bald Man Laws:

http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=175.msg916#msg916


Offline Iconic

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That's because they all  know that a shaved head is just a large solar collector - solar panel for a sex machine.

Haha. And, something else. Barroom talk this week: I was mentioning to a girl how shaving increases sensitivity. "Yeah, I know", she replied with a knowing smile...

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The only person who really doesn't like your shaved head is your mother. I just gave my son a #1 clipper cut for the summer and his mother freaked. She's fine with my bald head but not her little baby boy.
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Offline Morthen

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The only person who really doesn't like your shaved head is your mother. I just gave my son a #1 clipper cut for the summer and his mother freaked. She's fine with my bald head but not her little baby boy.
So true, My mother is still having trouble dealing with the fact that I'm bald now
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