Rock Crisis

[aarrggh]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/geologists-we-may-be-slowly-running-out-of-rocks,17341/

[The Noggin]

Won't somebody please think of the children?!

[The Scottish Ambassador]

Is this a wind up? A shortage of rock? With all the problems in the world, a scientist is getting a knot in his underwear about us running out of rock in 500,000 years. 

[The Noggin]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion

[Gambrinus]

Is this a wind up? A shortage of rock? With all the problems in the world, a scientist is getting a knot in his underwear about us running out of rock in 500,000 years. 

Well the first clue that it was not a serious article is that Aarrggh posted it    The Onion is a sight that makes fun of the US media and their tendency to make a mountain out of a mole hill. 

[Mikekoz13]

Ah yes...... The Onion.... a very clever bunch. I always get a chuckle ou of their stuff.

[Nonick]

I think I found a spare rock:  http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii11/SlyDATBoy/Picture031-1.jpg

 

[aarrggh]

I spent all day yesterday boxing up rocks in my yard  - - Put in your orders now !

[Gambrinus]

Only 499,999 more years and they will all be gone