Won't somebody please think of the children?!
Is this a wind up? A shortage of rock? With all the problems in the world, a scientist is getting a knot in his underwear about us running out of rock in 500,000 years.
Is this a wind up? A shortage of rock? With all the problems in the world, a scientist is getting a knot in his underwear about us running out of rock in 500,000 years.
Well the first clue that it was not a serious article is that Aarrggh posted it
The Onion is a sight that makes fun of the US media and their tendency to make a mountain out of a mole hill.
Ah yes...... The Onion.... a very clever bunch. I always get a chuckle ou of their stuff.
I spent all day yesterday boxing up rocks in my yard - - Put in your orders now !
Only 499,999 more years and they will all be gone