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Offline Razor X

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Re: New member....Not quite Sly
« Reply #30 on: May 21, 2010, 10:35:58 PM »


No, you did not miss it. It is taking my wife longer to get used to the idea than I thought. I am now down to no gaurd on the sides and back but still have 1/2+ on top. I suppose I am in the work it down to nothing stage.

One day soon, I hope!

Sounds like it's time for an "accident" -- the guard came off the clippers, the barber misunderstood and cut my hair too short, etc.  More than one way to skin a dome.   >:D

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Re: New member....Not quite Sly
« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2010, 10:41:43 PM »


No, you did not miss it. It is taking my wife longer to get used to the idea than I thought. I am now down to no gaurd on the sides and back but still have 1/2+ on top. I suppose I am in the work it down to nothing stage.

One day soon, I hope!

Sounds like it's time for an "accident" -- the guard came off the clippers, the barber misunderstood and cut my hair too short, etc.  More than one way to skin a dome.   >:D

LOL  That's what I did!  But I really did forget to put it on!

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Re: New member....Not quite Sly
« Reply #32 on: May 21, 2010, 10:50:07 PM »

LOL  That's what I did!  But I really did forget to put it on!

I had just gotten my hair cut at the barbershop a couple of days earlier.  I'd been getting it cut to a #1.5 on top.  I'd planned on going to #1 and wimped out. I regretted it when I got home.  A few days later I decided it was something I could do myself.  I bought a set of clippers but found that the #1 attachment didnt' take any hair off at all.  It seemed to be leaving the hair longer than the barber's clippers did.  So the only way to go shorter was to take the guard off.  I didn't realize how short it would be  until after I ran it over the middle of my head.  It was about as bald as you can get without actually using a blade.  Not what I wanted, but I had no choice but to take the rest off.  Later that evening I decided that I might as well shave it clean with a blade, since I was practically bald anyway. 

Unfortunately, there was no SBG forum in those days, so I made the mistake of letting the hair grow back.

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Re: New member....Not quite Sly
« Reply #33 on: May 22, 2010, 12:02:54 AM »
Not me.  I kept doing it  ;D I was talking to a friend of mine tonight and he asked me how long I had been Sly.  I told him almost 7 years.  My wife piped up "No it's almost 8,  Ethan(my oldest) was one when you cut it all off and he just turned 9"  Glad she's keeping up with it!  So next month will mark the 8 year anniversary of my "accident"  :*))

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Re: New member....Not quite Sly
« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2010, 05:45:57 AM »
I'm coming up on 7 years since I've been shaving consistently, but it's been almost 9 years since that first shave. 

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Re: New member....Not quite Sly
« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2010, 06:32:41 AM »
One day soon, I hope!

Ordinarily I would be urging you to follow the "Ask for forgiveness, not permission!"  But, considering your large family--for these times--a new baby and all the adjustments that brings even though you and your wife are obviously very well organized to handle a crowd, I have to agree that for now, perhaps a slow but steady progression to sly is in order.  I can understand that you have have added to your personal stress regarding mpb by being mentally ready to go sly but having to act otherwise for the sake of family adjustment on much more serious matters. 
At some point however, you're going to have to decide to go forward to sly--if it is only to prevent yet another painful and potentially dangerous sun burn incident.  Be on the lookout to take advantage of articles on the long term skin cancer hazards of sunburn that begin to pop up in the press and on television and remind her that your head would be better off, safer, healthier Sly, than burned.  Be ready to do the deed, the instant she gives the slightest indication that she's ready, and please, just shave it, don't ask if she's sure she's okay at that point.  :D