Stay away from tanning beds. Grills are good for chicken not for men.
Welcome ... and thanks for all you do for our country.
The saint knows whereof he speaks..
They should outlaw tanning beds. In a few years you will be sorry for that tan..
Welcome Sgt Andrew. We appreciate your service.
Going sly isn't much of a step from your "boot" haircut. That extra 1/16th inch seems like a big deal, but if you go "boot" for a couple weeks, then go sly, it will be such a non-issue that you will be surprised.
Take it from someone who has been there. Between being shot at, and going sly, I agonized more over going sly. But it turned out not to matter at all.