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National Punch Someone Day (and not get in trouble). by buddha on 20 Feb, 2010 09:34
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OK, to give credit where it is due, I just started on Facebook about a week ago and found this group that is called "if I could punch you and not get in trouble believe me I would". Some of the stuff I read in there is a scream.
So I decided that a new national holiday is called for that will be dubbed National Punch Someone Day. On this day, probably in August as I can't think of another holiday of any worth during that month, all Americans will be allowed to punch someone without fear of civil or criminal action being taken against them. Further, if the punchee attempts to report the incident to the police the officer assigned will be allowed to punch that person, as well, without fear of reprisal.
What I'm looking for here is information as to who my sly bros would select as their punchee. It can be a specific individual, let's say for the purpose of this intro I might elect to punch Mother Teresa. I don't have to explain why I would punch Mother Teresa but I can if'n I want to. It can also be a generalized target from a particular group. You can even punch more than one person if need be but subsequent punchees have to have some connection with the initial punchee.
I will start us off.
I would like to find one of these a$$holes that creates computer viruses that replicate themselves through e-mail and infect peoples' beloved computers. Ideally the guy I would find is in his early 30s and lives in his mom's basement. His filthy, fart smelling, closet-size bedroom has a padlocked door so mom can't go in and nose around in his important things, most of which no normal person would want to touch anyway.
Once I found my target, or punchee, I would launch the absolute hardest left hook I have ever thrown directly into the middle of his pimply mug. Once he was down I would then go and find his mom and I would punch her, too.
My feeling is that no explanation is needed for either of these punchees.
Start punching, boys! (This is open to the ladies as well).