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Offline Razor X

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This is the look I was trying to avoid
« on: January 13, 2010, 09:02:22 PM »
This is pretty much what my hairline looked like when I started shaving my head.  I couldn't stand the severe widow's peak and knew that I was likely to be stuck there for quite a long time.  When it got to this awkward stage I found myself wishing that the rest of my hair would just fall out overnight.  And that's when I knew I had to do what Mother Nature was taking to long to do.

I saw this guy on TV the other night; he's been receding for a long time now, but it looks like the hairstylists are actually starting to comb his hair forward a bit in a futile attempt to hide some of that expanding forehead.




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Re: This is the look I was trying to avoid
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2010, 09:58:36 PM »
That's Mike Emanuel, he's the White House correspondant for Fox News, I think any job that involves working with the white house would make you lose your hair. Razor your head isn't as big as his ( good lord !!!! )

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Re: This is the look I was trying to avoid
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2010, 10:05:11 PM »
I don't think his head is that big, either.  The receded hairline makes it look larger.

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Re: This is the look I was trying to avoid
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2010, 04:35:11 AM »
right there with ya razor. that is what mine was doing. thank god for razors!!!!


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Re: This is the look I was trying to avoid
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2010, 07:01:45 AM »
Then the day for this poor guy is near at hand when a little piece of the front separates and he's got two hairlines. 
Someone get this guy a razor, quick. 

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Re: This is the look I was trying to avoid
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2010, 07:05:02 AM »
That was (and is) just like my hairline.  Glad it's gone! 8)

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Re: This is the look I was trying to avoid
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2010, 08:24:36 AM »
I don't think his head is that big, either.  The receded hairline makes it look larger.

I don't know, man. I think if the news biz ever bottoms out for this guy he could stand on the side of the interstate and rent that pate out for ad space and make a pretty good living.
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Re: This is the look I was trying to avoid
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2010, 08:53:58 AM »
that is what I had with  a little round EMPTY spot in the back  which got bigger and bigger

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Re: This is the look I was trying to avoid
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2010, 07:21:24 PM »
Then the day for this poor guy is near at hand when a little piece of the front separates and he's got two hairlines. 
Someone get this guy a razor, quick. 

Or even worse, the middle of the front piece goes leaving two islands in front that are separated from the mainland.  A new manager at my gym fits that description exactly.  I don't know why anyone wouldn't shave at that point; it just looks so mangy when they don't.

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Re: This is the look I was trying to avoid
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2010, 07:22:46 PM »
I don't think his head is that big, either.  The receded hairline makes it look larger.

I don't know, man. I think if the news biz ever bottoms out for this guy he could stand on the side of the interstate and rent that pate out for ad space and make a pretty good living.

His hair has got some length to it, and it's kind of standing up, which I think makes his head look bigger than it really is.

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Re: This is the look I was trying to avoid
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2010, 07:29:31 AM »
[Or even worse, the middle of the front piece goes leaving two islands in front that are separated from the mainland. 

Where did you get the old picture of me :/O  With a LOT of spray and time it can be covered up a little >:D  Or do what I did and should have done sooner! O0

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Re: This is the look I was trying to avoid
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2010, 09:32:53 AM »
Me too Razor. I call it "The Dracula".
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Re: This is the look I was trying to avoid
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2010, 02:46:10 PM »
Emanuel's head looks pretty huge, but it looks even bigger from the length he has.  He would look alot better with it buzzed down.  It might give him alittle bit of an edgy look. 
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Re: This is the look I was trying to avoid
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2010, 03:12:05 PM »
Me too Razor. I call it "The Dracula".

Excellent name for it.    ;D

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Re: This is the look I was trying to avoid
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2010, 06:07:48 PM »
One of these days I'll let my lid grow out a little bit and show you guys just how messed up my hairline really is.

For most men the term MPB means "Male Pattern Baldness" in my case its more like "Mostly Patchy Baldness."

Just another reason to keep "bic-ing" my melon ;)
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