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Doing Her Taxes.... by bmwgsa on 14 Mar, 2007 16:43
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A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"what is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that"
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is." -
#1 by frostillicus123 on 14 Mar, 2007 16:56
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priceless
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#2 by PigPen on 14 Mar, 2007 17:46
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#3 by tomgallagher on 14 Mar, 2007 18:09
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Cool....
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#4 by OzPete on 16 Mar, 2007 17:28
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#5 by HotCajun on 18 Mar, 2007 15:09
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#6 by MarcusAurellius on 20 Mar, 2007 16:09
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nice!