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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #45 on: December 13, 2009, 10:47:01 PM »
I vowed,  to never watch another NBA game.

Myself as well and I STILL have not watched an NBA game to this day. I had the opportunity to see the Pistons, free of charge on Veterans Day. Being a Vet, it was a great gesture but I turned it down. I think I'll go watch a hockey game. ;D

I'm with you FR8, I'll take hockey anyday!

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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #46 on: December 14, 2009, 11:06:27 AM »
To anyone I might have offended with my rant, my apologies. It wasn't directed at anyone in particular, I swear. I had just hit the point of "Critical mass" between the whole Tiger thing, Michael Jackson still being in the news so many months after his death,  and the continuing debacle surrounding Roman Polanski. I needed to unload, and instead of ranting on my Facebook page (my usual outlet,) I unloaded here on SBG...my apologies for that.

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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #47 on: December 14, 2009, 05:55:47 PM »
To anyone I might have offended with my rant, my apologies. It wasn't directed at anyone in particular, I swear. I had just hit the point of "Critical mass" between the whole Tiger thing, Michael Jackson still being in the news so many months after his death,  and the continuing debacle surrounding Roman Polanski. I needed to unload, and instead of ranting on my Facebook page (my usual outlet,) I unloaded here on SBG...my apologies for that.

No need to apologize for this one...... it wasn't offensive at all! Just true!
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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #48 on: December 14, 2009, 10:38:43 PM »
I tend to vent on FaceBook too!  LOL

The truth is the truth.

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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #49 on: December 18, 2009, 10:53:14 AM »
I tend to vent on FaceBook too!  LOL

The truth is the truth.


LOL! But you see...all my Facebook buds already KNOW I'm an @$$ , sometimes. I was trying to fool all the SBG's into thinking I was a nice guy. Guess my secret's out now  :P

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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #50 on: December 18, 2009, 08:06:48 PM »
I tend to vent on FaceBook too!  LOL

The truth is the truth.


LOL! But you see...all my Facebook buds already KNOW I'm an @$$ , sometimes. I was trying to fool all the SBG's into thinking I was a nice guy. Guess my secret's out now  :P

Not to pop your bubble Scott.....but we figured you out LONGGGGGGG ago.   :*))
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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #51 on: December 18, 2009, 09:32:12 PM »
Sounds like I need to add you! ;D

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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #52 on: December 19, 2009, 06:16:17 AM »
Not to pop your bubble Scott.....but we figured you out LONGGGGGGG ago.   :*))

DANGIT! And here I thought I was giving an Oscar worthy performance! Guess the only one I was fooling was myself  :*))

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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #53 on: January 02, 2010, 01:24:41 PM »
I vowed,  to never watch another NBA game.

Myself as well and I STILL have not watched an NBA game to this day. I had the opportunity to see the Pistons, free of charge on Veterans Day. Being a Vet, it was a great gesture but I turned it down. I think I'll go watch a hockey game. ;D

I'm with you FR8, I'll take hockey anyday!

I went to watch the fights and a hockey game broke out! :*))

On the serious side, though, I have heard that Tiger's sponsors are dropping like lepers' noses. Maybe he can pick up a sponsorship from Trojan brand prophylactics. I know he hadda be usin' them jimmie hats while he was out scoring a hole-in-one (or 2 or 15) so he might as well make some dough from the endeavor. Can you imagine him walking down the fairway wearing a Trojan helmet and the name TROJAN MAN on his golf bag instead of Tiger Woods?
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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #54 on: January 14, 2010, 02:36:19 PM »
Now the Tiger's in therapy--sounds "shocking" I know >:D

http://outofbounds.nbcsports.com/2010/01/post-116.html.php

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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #55 on: January 24, 2010, 11:57:16 AM »
  Be careful of Tiger Sharks when swimming with your family...........

                                                         

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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #56 on: January 24, 2010, 12:24:33 PM »
Love Tiger and love golf - - -just wish he kept his zipper zipped

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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #57 on: January 25, 2010, 08:24:29 AM »
Now the Tiger's in therapy--sounds "shocking" I know >:D

http://outofbounds.nbcsports.com/2010/01/post-116.html.php

When I heard of this,  It was kinda funny & ironic!  I'll Explain...

1)  The rehab place where he is in South Africa is in CAPE TOWN!  Now, for those of you who has never been there, let me help you...  It is the place where there is the highest concentration BEAUTIFUL & SEXY women in the whole of South Africa!!  Whatever your taste may, be, they are there!  I've holidayd there this December, I know what I'm talking about.  So, why o why did he choose Cape Town for his rehab??!! ??? ???   :/O  :/O  :/O    >:D >:D >:D >:D  <Maybe not for rehab but...

2)  Is it really possible to "Cure" what he has??  Like, can you cure homosexuality??  Is his cureable??  Honestly...  I'm not sure?   but good luck to him...  :)
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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #58 on: March 16, 2010, 10:10:30 AM »
Well, Cheetah announced he's returning to competitive golf at the Masters, the first Major of the year.

I was going to watch it anyway (one of my favorite sporting events), but I now have three golfers to cheer against that weekend ... Cheetah, Paul Casey (American hating Ryder Cupper), and Sergio Garcia (whiny little twerp).
« Last Edit: March 16, 2010, 10:23:10 AM by schro »


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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #59 on: March 16, 2010, 11:01:14 AM »
It should be interesting to see how the Tiger does in his first outing.  I think I'll pay particular attention to his caddy, who has stated that he will not tolerate any abuse, or verbal, or implied actions aimed towards, his man, Tiger.   Thats pretty noble on his part, but we'll see what he can really do in protecting his golfer.   The Masters is a pretty high brow tournament, so I would be very surprised if the gallery got out of line there, and if the officials would even tolerate that.

As far as "Sergio Garcia (whiny little twerp)" goes, I really don't think you have too much to worry about.  He chokes quite easily, and often, and hasn't ever won the big one.   I think you can just sit back and smile at another lack-luster Garcia performance. 



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