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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2009, 02:26:48 PM »
Sorry Tyler, not buying it.

Not buying that it happens?  Or not buying that it would be a tough issue to deal with and be faithful at the same time?

When you say "put yourself in his shoes", it's almost as if it's excusable (yes, I know you said you don't condone cheating...sorry, that's just how I read it). I'm sorry, Tiger made a commitment to his wife, and his spit on it with at least three different women.

He's pond scum.
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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2009, 02:35:49 PM »
All I can say guys is that Tiger hit a tree last week and women fell out of it. >:D `Dr!v #**p
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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2009, 03:20:38 PM »
From my perspective he didn't invent something new, did he?
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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2009, 03:31:35 PM »
From what the news is reporting. At first looked like he was playin a Par 3. Now looks like he's been playing at least "nine hos...opps.. holes"

Dosen't say much for what he thought of his marriage vows and even less about the bimbos who were doing him while KNOWING he was married.
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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2009, 03:51:31 PM »
I have to think that the girls he was doin' knew exactly what was going on,  No chance of ever getting him in the boat, but I bet everyone of them has an attorney now and sees $$$ in front of them for their 'exclusive' stories.  And more will come out of the Wood (pardon the pun) work, even some that just wish they had really been in on the action.  
If Tiger plays golf again in the next year, I'd be surprised, probably time to lay low for a while, but it won't matter, this one will be on every ones minds for longer than he stays in hiding.   Too bad,  he just couldn't keep  "The Little General"   in his pants where it belonged.   A great golfer, not much of a real man.

He should have hit this one head-on right out of the gate, instead of hiding.  Kinda like Letterman did.  

Now what the heck am I going to do with all these Tiger Woods Cards?  I know, I'll sit them over here with the other fallen heroes, Clemens, McGwire, Bonds,  etc, etc.  

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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2009, 03:56:14 PM »
The one thing that sticks out about this to me is that now Tiger and baby seals have something in common...... they've both been clubbed by Scandinavians...... :*))
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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2009, 05:24:02 PM »
Tiger took vows for better or for worse .... If he were still single, then "Way to go, stud".  But he is married.  He dumped on a very beautiful lady.  He's lucky she didn't physically end his golf career.
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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2009, 10:38:41 PM »
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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #23 on: December 08, 2009, 06:09:57 AM »
Saw this on a special repurt on the USA TODAY on-line
Just like the Energizer Bunny, this story just keeps going and going

TV report: Woman taken from Woods' home to the hospital
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An unidentified woman has been transported from Tiger Woods' Florida  home to the hospital by ambulance, WESH-TV reports.

The station says Orange County firefigjters responded to a medical call at the golfer's home eat 2:36 a.m. today.

WESH says video shows a middle-aged woman being taken from an ambulance on a stretcher at the hospital's emerenchy engtrance.

WESH says that a radio log shows that the patient initally refused to be transported by was later listed as an advanced life support patient.

Click here for the report.

Update at 7:14 am. ET:  The Orlando Sentinel reports that Orange County Fire Rescue spokeswoman Genevieve Latham confirmed that firefighters responded to a call at the Woods address.

Latham said it was a "medical call" and that  the patient "refused to be transported to the hospital," the newspaper reports.

Latham said there was no indication that rescue crews took anyone to the hospital, despite some news reports, the paper says.

Update 7:18 a.m. ET: The newspaper says a report by WFTV shows that a Cadillac Escalade, similar to the vehicle Woods had crashed outside his home last week, appeared at Health Central Hospital in Ocoee shortly after the 911 call to his' home.

The Sentinel says the tag number on the vehicle is similar to the one on Woods' car, as reported in the Florida Highway Patrol's crash report last week.

Update at 7:24 a.m. ET: WFTV quotes witnesses as saying that  an "attractive blonde woman who looked similar to Tiger's wife Elin" was driving the vehicle. It says the license plate on the Escalade was only one character difference from the car involved in the crash.


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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #24 on: December 08, 2009, 06:44:37 AM »
A real prima donna who screwed it all up. But his 1997 MAsters win and 2000 Open were phenomenal.

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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2009, 08:57:40 AM »
The sound of Tiger Woods crashing will soon be heard. His life is unraveling before our eyes.

Watch the sponsors start pulling out..............
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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #26 on: December 08, 2009, 09:06:11 AM »
The sound of Tiger Woods crashing will soon be heard. His life is unraveling before our eyes.

Watch the sponsors start pulling out..............

The sad reality is, some other company will pick him up as soon as Nike, Gatorade, Buick, etc. etc. drop him.

Pond scum.


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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #27 on: December 08, 2009, 05:08:02 PM »
A couple of hours ago I heard that Gatorade has pulled the plug on Tiger.........
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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #28 on: December 08, 2009, 08:23:25 PM »
I've hesitated weighing in on this because I have no interest in sports whatsoever.  BUT, morals are morals.  He's a man-ho.  Plain and simple. 

He's a grown man making  his own decisions.  Now he's got to live with them.  Nobody to blame but himself.
And yes I agree, his life is unraveling before our very eyes.  Oh well, suck it up dude.  YOU did it!


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Re: How 'bout dat Tiger Woods?
« Reply #29 on: December 09, 2009, 05:57:47 AM »
A couple of hours ago I heard that Gatorade has pulled the plug on Tiger.........

But he's sure to get a mattress sponsor, it's a natural! >:D  He'll get that before Vick gets a dog food ad sponsor, but then Vick is playing football, and Tiger will play golf and a lot of people will pay and watch both of them.  That's just the way it is.