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The Fat Relative at the Holidays
« on: November 22, 2009, 05:17:14 PM »
Did you all ever have that "one" fat female relative you really loved that was part of the holidays? I did. James Gregorys comedy skit of this had me on the floor laughing. Love you Aunt Gerry, Aunt Nancy and Ms. Ola Reece. This one reminds me of you all.

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Re: The Fat Relative at the Holidays
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2009, 05:31:35 PM »
Too frigging funny.  We all have those relatives ... and get ahead of them in the buffet line!
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Re: The Fat Relative at the Holidays
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2009, 05:36:02 PM »
Brothers i have had relatives that loved deep fried foods so much they would have fried water if they could have.
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Re: The Fat Relative at the Holidays
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2009, 05:39:33 PM »
I love the ones who are always talking about getting whatever is the latest weight-loss remedy - then not curbing the diet .... or going "Since this only has half the calories, I can have two servings"!
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Re: The Fat Relative at the Holidays
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2009, 08:59:16 PM »
or a serving tray full of food and a DIET coke?!! that one makes me laugh.
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Re: The Fat Relative at the Holidays
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2009, 01:29:26 AM »
That was pretty funny!  It did remind me of someone. . .
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Re: The Fat Relative at the Holidays
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Re: The Fat Relative at the Holidays
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2009, 02:35:05 PM »
Quote from: hammerdrill376 on November 22, 2009, 05:36:02 PM
Brothers i have had relatives that loved deep fried foods so much they would have fried water if they could have.

I am ROTFLMAO. I have some of those too. :*))
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Re: The Fat Relative at the Holidays
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2009, 02:14:02 PM »
Send your lard my way. I've been trying to gain as long as I've been bald. Got up to 179 when I went out to San Diego this march, got really sic and dropped 30 pounds. now I'm holding at 162. If I eat everything in site I just crap twice as much. But seriously. I'm the opposite of an anorexic. Don't know if there is a term for that. If I lose too much weight I get severly depressed.
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