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Offline Timmay

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This has been on crazy screwed up night......
« on: November 01, 2009, 01:32:54 AM »
I hope everyone had a happy halloween.  I did until the end when I had to fill out  a sheriffs report.

I had been at my brothers house for a halloween party.  Around 1am I decided it was time to go home.  So on my way back home I stop off at the gas station.  There in the parking lot was a few of my old friends.  They wanted me to go out and have a drink with them.  I was like I dunno guys..im tired and stuff.  It's just time to go home.  Well I ended up going.  I knew my wife was probably going to kill me for staying out late, and I knew she was probably already in bed asleep.  I knew Chelsea would be up so I text her to make sure she was home and told her I was going to go out for a drink.  Be home soon!  Well in a way I am glad I went.

I was in the bar for a beer and decided I was going to have another, but I needed my smokes.  I go out to my truck and there is this younger kid sitting in my truck.  Im like what the hell.  I open the door up and he has this costume on......a wrestlers uniform, freezin his ass off.  I had to convince him it was MY truck by using MY keys to start it up.  He was drunker than hell.  I didnt say to much to him because I knew the guy was just confused and all, but I did sit there and talk to him for a few minutes.  All my buddies were still in the bar and I didnt even tell them I went out.   I offered the guy a ride home but he was like no man i am fine i promise you I am fine.  His truck was partked right next to mine.  He gets in it and starts to take off.  I am like this dude is in no shape to drive.  So I start up my truck to follow him.  He gets about 3 mimles down the road ..after driving all over the place , almost hitting cars along the way, running stop signs and so forth.
Well I ended up just follwing him and trying to get him to stop but ehwouldnt.  He ends up in a ditch with truck on its side.  I call 911 and he is like dude who are you calling.  I told him 911 he takes off on foot...sheriff show's up and .  I had to fill out a statement and I was thankful the sheriff was a good buddy but..I had only had 3 beers at my bro's and 1 at the bar, but I knew Kris was going to kick my ass.  But I let it all go.....there was a reason why I went  I guess.  I dunno....but anways ...that was my evening.
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Re: This has been on crazy screwed up night......
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2009, 07:43:48 AM »
Hmmmm. interesting story. That boy is going to be in big trouble this AM.
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Re: This has been on crazy screwed up night......
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2009, 09:24:55 AM »
Wow. You should quit smoking Timmay. ;D
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Re: This has been on crazy screwed up night......
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2009, 01:55:03 PM »
hush...Fr8...lol

Yeah I do not know how it all turned out but I did find out he is in the Military and was on leave...soooo, to all you military people..what does taht mean for him??

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Re: This has been on crazy screwed up night......
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2009, 02:08:49 PM »
Timmay, you're so damn lucky the guy didn't pull a knife or gun on your butt! I mean, Halloween and all tends to bring the "crazies" out and better yet, give them a great disguise. :/O

Now as far as this military man goes...he'll be lucky if he doesn't get charged with an Article 15 (Nonjudicial Punishment) of the UCMJ (Uniform Code of Military Justice). Of course you could always make it worse for him by contacting his Commanding Officer. But you wouldn't do that.
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Re: This has been on crazy screwed up night......
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2009, 02:10:56 PM »
hush...Fr8...lol

Yeah I do not know how it all turned out but I did find out he is in the Military and was on leave...soooo, to all you military people..what does taht mean for him??
       Lets get back too your smoking problem.........  5t*mp

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Re: This has been on crazy screwed up night......
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2009, 02:12:31 PM »
go ahead arrrghhh...I know I need my ass kicked.  So what you all gonna do to tell me kick the habit?  Really I cant do it....i have tried.  Anyone wanna help?

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Re: This has been on crazy screwed up night......
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2009, 06:42:31 PM »
        Wish i could help- but if you enjoy smoking its no big deal -one must enjoy a few bad habits in life.........
 But i do like too harass a guy i work with about his smoking-- "he smokes and chews"--watching him spit into a bottle all day is pretty disgusting--and i let him know it........... ^)$$

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Re: This has been on crazy screwed up night......
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2009, 09:31:01 PM »
Thats my problem arrggh...i have tooooo many bad habits