I am not a hairstyle expert, so this is going to be brief, but there is 1 unassailable rule: If you are losing your hair lop it the hell off. Nothing is more comical than a comb-over. Nothing so pathetic as a balding guy with a ponytail. It is for this reason that I use #3 clippers on my entire head. I am nowhere near bald, but my hairline has receded enough. I promised myself years ago that I would buzz it at the first sign of trouble. Well, trouble is on the horizen. Don't be That Guy With A Combover. Don't do it.
Goatees are pretty "in" these days, and my suggestion would be to only sport a goatee if it naturally grows in a decent pattern. Don't wear a goatee if you have to manually shave a path in it to show skin. Does your goatee go with your overall look, or are you just a goon with a goatee? These are important questions. Also: thick heavy goatees are quite popular in the scary leather gay community. Be forewarned.
May I quote Brad Paisley"This day there's dudes gettin facials,manicures, wax and botox.But with deep spray on tansand creamy lotiony hands..man you can't grip a tackle boxWith all these men linin up to get neutered,I'ts hip to be feminized.My eyebrows ain't plucked,Got a gun in my truck,Thank God.......I'm STILL a GUY!!!
John gets it! It would be an honor to have a beer and a cigar with you John!!!
Nope..more of a Wal-Mart type of guy myself. The latest fashion trends and all that type of egotistic need to impress never was my style. As for a goatee making a guy "look gay"my opinion on that is I don't think there is necessarily a style or apperance, except in some extreme cases, that defines a guy looking gay.