hello fellow chrome domes: this was given 2 me from a co-worker. i thought it was funny & wanted 2 share it with u.
YOU'RE TOO OLD TO GO TRICK OR TREATING IF...
10. u get winded from knocking on the door.
9. u have to have another kid chew the candy 4 u
8. u ask for high-fiber candy only.
7. when someone drops candy in your bag and u lose your balance and fall over
6. people say "great boris karloff mask" and you're not wearing a mask
5. when the door opens and u yell, "trick or....." and u can't remember the rest
4. by the end of the night u have a bag full of restraining orders
3. u carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece (that's one that we will never worry about)
2. you're the only power ranger in the neighborhood with a walker
and the #1 reason.....
1. u have 2 keep going home 2 pee !!!
WARHAWK
