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Offline hammerdrill376

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3 Stupid Things
« on: October 19, 2009, 06:06:05 PM »
Thought this might be fun just to see what you can come up with. What are three totally STUPID things you can think of? Politics of course is off limits. Here were some I thought of.

1. Glow in the dark condoms
2. Printed toilet paper
3. A warning label on Preparation H.


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Re: 3 Stupid Things
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2009, 06:49:49 PM »
1.  Fast food drive thru--First asking me if i want too try a certain meal--Instead of letting me order what i want right away.. (drives me crazy)
2.  Oversized exhaust tips on cars and trucks..
3.  On construction sites-- The porta pottys always have a tray of mints on the wall..

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Re: 3 Stupid Things
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2009, 07:17:39 PM »
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Re: 3 Stupid Things
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2009, 08:23:25 PM »
1) Hair Transplants
2) Propecia
3) Toupes
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Re: 3 Stupid Things
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2009, 05:47:20 AM »
1) People that text while driving
2) Suicide bombers that have been convinced there are 72 virgins waiting for them
3) Health warnings on cigarette packs
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Re: 3 Stupid Things
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2009, 09:35:03 PM »
1.  The cable company
2.  "Would you like to Super-Size that ?"
3.  E-Mails telling me I have inherited $1 Billion Dollars from a long lost Nigerian / Liberian / Some Country in the Caribbean relative.
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Re: 3 Stupid Things
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2009, 01:57:34 AM »
1.) A Comb Over
2.) A Long Haired Horseshoe
3.) Any Rug



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Re: 3 Stupid Things
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2009, 06:52:02 AM »
1) Double Parking
2)When you tell someone something and they say "Really?"
3) Guys with spray-tan
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Re: 3 Stupid Things
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2009, 08:28:45 AM »
1. People who ALWAYS finish your sentence for you.
2. The ass-hat who decided all children toys should be package with enough wire ties to hold together the golden gate bridge & require an engineering degree to open.
3. People that don't understand what the "acceleration lane" is designed for.

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Re: 3 Stupid Things
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2009, 04:53:16 PM »
1. People that drive the same speed I do in the next lane over just enough behind me that I can't move over if I need to!

2. Fast food workers

3. Tattooing your face

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Re: 3 Stupid Things
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2009, 06:20:10 PM »
1) People that text while driving
2) Suicide bombers that have been convinced there are 72 virgins waiting for them
3) Health warnings on cigarette packs

Texting while driving not illegal over there yet? It is here.

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Re: 3 Stupid Things
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2009, 08:19:10 PM »
1) People that text while driving
2) Suicide bombers that have been convinced there are 72 virgins waiting for them
3) Health warnings on cigarette packs

Isn't it 77 virgins???

Mine are:

1) Running out of rum
B) The "Media", and I mean ALL!!
iii) Weathermen/women

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Re: 3 Stupid Things
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2009, 08:28:46 PM »
1) People that text while driving
2) Suicide bombers that have been convinced there are 72 virgins waiting for them
3) Health warnings on cigarette packs

Texting while driving not illegal over there yet? It is here.

It depends on the state.

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Re: 3 Stupid Things
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2009, 08:31:30 PM »
1. cell phone use while driving
2. driving at the speed limit in the fast lane.
3. Truckers who tailgate you while you are following someone driving the speed limit in the fast lane.

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Re: 3 Stupid Things
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2009, 08:47:20 PM »
1. The sealed-plastic packaging that almost everything comes in.
2. Braille on the drive-through ATMs. :/O   
3. Parents that allow their teenaged children to smoke.
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