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Offline highcap56

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53 Year Old Virgin
« on: September 25, 2009, 05:04:35 PM »
My hairstyle can be currently described as "Scalp with a little salt, hold the pepper" meaning that I have nothing on top and only lower back and sides.

So WHY am I so freakin hesitant to shave my head? I've kept a goatee for years and when I shave it, I look like I have two chins, so it has to stay.

How many of you worried about it, and did it anyway? I'm supposed to be a tough guy and am worried about taking off next to nothing.

Tell me to grow a pair and shave....  :)

By the way.. I'm Bob, and live in Burbank, CA. - ECommerce and Merchant Services are my specialty.



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Re: 53 Year Old Virgin
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2009, 05:08:33 PM »
Hey Bob, grow a freaking pair and shave already!

Did that do it?

Seriously, you've got nothing to lose! In the (very unlikely) event that you don't like it (you will, trust me), your fringe will grow back before you know it.

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Re: 53 Year Old Virgin
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2009, 05:20:14 PM »
Curious to know what you all recommend shaving with? Was going to order HeadBlade, but should I look at anything else?

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Re: 53 Year Old Virgin
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2009, 06:09:04 PM »
Yeah, what Bear said. Try a Gilette Fusion and some Foamy. BTW, welcome aboard dude.

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Re: 53 Year Old Virgin
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2009, 08:04:40 PM »
Howdy Bob from right down the 405 in the LBC!


Shave that ring and be FREE!!!!
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Re: 53 Year Old Virgin
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2009, 09:51:03 PM »
hey bob:  welcome 2 the sly fraternity.  glad that ya joined us.  anytime one "thinks" about shaving their dome smooooth; one will never b satisfied until he "takes the plunge",  "does the deed", or in simpler terms shaves their dome.  keep us posted 2 your road 2 slyness. O0

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Re: 53 Year Old Virgin
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2009, 09:51:58 AM »
Have you skined that melon yet? :/O  You have time, it's easy, it feels good--so give me a real reason you're waiting. :x!

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Re: 53 Year Old Virgin
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2009, 09:55:52 AM »
Just shave it BOB. You will look back and say "Why did I put it off!!!
Welcome to te club!!!!!!!!

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Re: 53 Year Old Virgin
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2009, 07:06:50 PM »
Welcome to the Forum!!! Shave it Man!!!!
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Re: 53 Year Old Virgin
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2009, 10:48:34 AM »
Welcome to SBG's Bob, it sounds like you're ready to lose the fringe. Get a good razor and some gel and give it a shot, it's highly likely you will love it and then wonder why you didn't do it sooner, as many of us have.
Good luck and keep us posted.      O0

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Re: 53 Year Old Virgin
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2009, 07:09:22 AM »
Judging from your avatar(if it's really a picture of you), I doubt anyone would notice the difference so don't worry about shaving it off, you'll feel better.

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Re: 53 Year Old Virgin
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2009, 08:00:39 AM »
With apologies to a certain shoe company - Just Do It
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Re: 53 Year Old Virgin
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2009, 09:49:11 PM »
Welcome Bob... do it bro, you won't be sorry!  You already know that though. O:O



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