Author Topic: Kentucy Date!!  (Read 1052 times)

Offline PBurke

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Kentucy Date!!
« on: September 23, 2009, 08:55:50 AM »
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot.
He sees a couple in a car, with the  interior light brightly glowing.
The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel,reading a computer magazine.
He immediately notices a young woman in  the rear seat, filing her fingernails.
Puzzled by this surprising  situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window.
'Uh, yes, Officer?'
The cop says: 'What are you doing?'
The young man says: 'Well,Officer, I'm reading a magazine..' Pointing  towards the young woman in the back seat the cop            says: 'And her, what is she doing?'
The young man shrugs:
'Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails.'
Now, the cop is totally confused.
A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's  lane. and nothing  obscene is happening!
The cop asks:
'What's your age, young man?'
The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.'
The cop asks:
'And her ...what's her age?' The young man looks at his watch and replies:
'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.'




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Re: Kentucy Date!!
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2009, 09:10:27 AM »
That's funny I don't care who ya are
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Re: Kentucy Date!!
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2009, 10:48:28 AM »
 :*)) :*)) :*))

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Re: Kentucy Date!!
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2009, 11:47:08 AM »
In 11 minutes, I'll laugh.


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Re: Kentucy Date!!
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2009, 09:31:20 AM »
Cautious Romeo there! ;D ;D ;D ;D