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Offline aleutiancowboy

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Wal-Mart kind of scary
« on: September 04, 2009, 02:43:42 PM »
Okay I know that some people love Wal-mart and some people hate them. Me personally I could care less either way. After living for so long in a place that only had one store to shop at and it was expensive I like the deals I can get at Wal-mart. However, some of the things you see at Wal-mart are just down right scary. So be on the lookout for these menacing culprits… just one more reason to buy local and avoid Wal-Mart!!!!!


A classic Wal-Mart pose of the likes we have never before seen. This man deserves those cheese nips!



2 cases of Ramen...wonder where he goes to college?

 

Are these short enough? Hell no! roll them bi*ches up some more!
 

My Tarot cards says she is shopping for 1.
 
 
 

Don't worry about where the baby is.
 
 
 

2 mullets, 1 shot.
 
 
 

Like a bad western movie but worse.
 
 

Oh how I could sing the songs of wonder that danced through my head when I saw this. From the knock-off air Jordan’s; to the acid wash jeans, the potbelly hanging out under the game jersey, the hospital wrist band, and the half mullet. I could go on for hours about the happiness I got from catching this mythical beast on camera, but instead, as so many before me have done; I will let the picture speak my thousand words
 
 

I.Aahh...umm...ya..I..  I ain't got nothin. Speechless
 
 
 

I have to assume that this guy, in a fit of rage after a monster truck rally or tractor pull, ripped off his sleeves and then went to Wal-Mart to get a few cases of beer to enjoy on his front porch.
 
 
 

How cute and cuddly are those stuffed...OH MY GOD!
 
 
 

Buy the prepay phone and call a tailor!
 
 

Kind of glad we don't get a glimpse of the front.
 
 
 

Is it even legal to look this good?
 
 
 

This guy was the complete package:
- Faded forearm tattoos. CHECK
- Country/Western shirt from 1987. CHECK
- Stylish goatee, braided at chin. CHECK
- Do rag not covering up mullet. CHECK
- Pen in shirt pocket. WTF???
 

Britney spears let herself go...again.
 

Even when mullets were in style this would have been considered a tad much.
 

It’s like it has its own personality.
 

pimpin ain't easy at the Wal-Mart
 

Seriously?
 

Just a goat shopping at Wal-Mart...I don't see what's so funny   


What are the chances of finding shorts to match that shirt? What are the chances of finding a girl to talk to a guy who found shorts to match that shirt?
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Re: Wal-Mart kind of scary
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2009, 04:30:53 PM »
i sooooo needed that laugh. thanks bro.
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Re: Wal-Mart kind of scary
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2009, 04:37:23 PM »
I've got one thing to say cowboy...WTF....LMAO.
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Offline Chaplain Mike

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Re: Wal-Mart kind of scary
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2009, 04:41:48 PM »
Hey Cowboy, what's really scary is I've seem much of this at my local Wal-Mart :/O
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Re: Wal-Mart kind of scary
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2009, 06:28:05 PM »
Thats funny stuff there :*))

if your ever feeling sorry for yourself then just go to wally world for a few minutes O0
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Re: Wal-Mart kind of scary
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2009, 07:00:01 PM »
I don't care who ya are, thats funny right there!  Seriously though, thanks for the laugh, that was great.
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Re: Wal-Mart kind of scary
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2009, 09:06:09 PM »
OMG!!! :/O  You found my evil twin wearing a mullet!  :*)) :*))

Dude, welcome to Wally World!!!  :*))

What's really scary is that almost every one of those stores have similar clientele, and they are the folks that are breeding and are the majority of this country!  

Besides, just imagine two of them finding out you took their picture and they didn't know just how they'd look!  Talk about the cheese wiz between two giant fat crackers!!!  :*)) :*))

This is awesome!  Thanks for the peek at reality....! :*)) :*))
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Re: Wal-Mart kind of scary
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2009, 10:45:13 PM »
Was all this from just one trip?
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Re: Wal-Mart kind of scary
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2009, 11:01:34 PM »
Now you make me want to whip out my cameraphone next time I go to the local Wal-Mart!  :*))
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Re: Wal-Mart kind of scary
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2009, 07:07:54 AM »
That is AWESOME!  I will never go in WalMart again without my camera! Whenever you're feeling down, just head to the nearest supercenter for a good laugh.
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Re: Wal-Mart kind of scary
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2009, 09:16:40 AM »
Quote from: (|8-) on September 04, 2009, 10:45:13 PM
Was all this from just one trip?

No they are all from different Walmarts and different trips. I always have a camera with me wherever I go as I like to take photos.
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Re: Wal-Mart kind of scary
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2009, 09:23:34 AM »
I'm embarassed for them.  I don't know what to say anymore.
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Re: Wal-Mart kind of scary
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2009, 10:15:58 AM »
I don't know where you live, but I could swear that these pictures were taken in Porter, Texas!
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Re: Wal-Mart kind of scary
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2009, 02:03:00 PM »
Quote from: aleutiancowboy on September 05, 2009, 09:16:40 AM
Quote from: (|8-) on September 04, 2009, 10:45:13 PM
Was all this from just one trip?

No they are all from different Walmarts and different trips. I always have a camera with me wherever I go as I like to take photos.
That's a relief!  Those are really great candid shots, though.
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Re: Wal-Mart kind of scary
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2009, 02:28:35 PM »
Is this where Jerry Springer gets guests for his show?  There is not a Wal*Mart real close to my home.  I have to go to the 'burbs to find one.  The mass retailers that I tend to shop are Fred Meyer and Target.  They both seem to attract a better class of people.
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