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Offline allegrodonfuoco

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Alton Brown
« on: September 03, 2009, 02:47:24 PM »
Has anyone seen Alton Brown's (the Food Network guy) new grape juice commercial? 

He's steadily been losing his hair for a while but it's really obvious in that newest commercial (probably because his hair is longer).

Hopefully the poor guy will make peace with it soon...  I don't think he needs to shave completely (although he certainly could), but a short buzz would do him a world of good.

What do y'all think?

You can see the commercial here...

http://www.dietsinreview.com/videos/welchs-new--30-tv-ad-with-alton-brown/
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Offline MikeM

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Re: Alton Brown
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2009, 03:18:50 PM »
Maybe one of his Sly friends could convince him.
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Offline Sly Red

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Re: Alton Brown
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2009, 03:39:20 PM »
Yeah, he's starting to look like an old derelict.  :px

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Re: Alton Brown
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2009, 03:56:56 PM »
Buddy definately needs to join SBG!
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Re: Alton Brown
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2009, 05:13:09 PM »
Poor AB. He's falling into that all-too-common trap: "I'm losing my hair, so I'll grow it longer so it'll look like I have more."

Never works. In fact, it just makes it look more pathetic.
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Offline edge

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Re: Alton Brown
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2009, 09:31:17 PM »
He just needs to shave that last attempt for what he thinks a a hairstyle, poor balding chap, but there is a solution as we all know!!!!
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Re: Alton Brown
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2009, 10:02:22 PM »
His newest airing episodes indicate that at least he's given up on the long hair thing... but he still needs a buzz or a shave.
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Re: Alton Brown
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2009, 04:22:17 AM »
I think they should make him wear a hairnet when cooking, too much hair spoils the soup ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Alton Brown
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2009, 06:34:26 PM »
Ab is cool and i actually like his shows.....but that hair needs to go......
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Alton Brown
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2009, 05:00:03 PM »
well i think you need arrangement the website where it belongs to alton tower..

need to know what date and how much and time ??

that better for us to know will be available if we are going
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