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Offline Kajun

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retirement planning
« on: March 04, 2007, 01:08:00 AM »


Retirement Planning

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now
be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00
left

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You
would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan


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Offline ar3inc

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Re: retirement planning
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2007, 11:05:48 AM »
:D  I'm on the right investment track. I just need to start the recycling part.
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Offline PBurke

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Re: retirement planning
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2007, 06:46:02 PM »
how much are longnecks worth? 8)


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Offline Robmeister

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Re: retirement planning
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2007, 08:02:34 PM »
how much are longnecks worth? 8)

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