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Lunch box heros... by Duffman on 18 Aug, 2009 15:51
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These 3 iron workers were up on the top of a 50 story building going up... The first one was smart as a whip, but not very strong, the 2nd one was kinda strong and kinda smart, the 3rd was dumb as an ox and twice as strong as one... anyhow, it was lunch time, the first guy opens his lunch box and says "Man! Bologna sandwiches again? I get one more bologna sandwich and I swear... I'm gonna jump off this building!"
The second guy opens his lunch and sees he has a pb&j sandwich, and yells out "Damn! If I get one more peanut butter and jelly sandwich I'm gonna dive off this building!" 
. The third opens up his box and sees the bologna sandwich and proclaims he will jump off the building if he gets one more bologna sandwich.... 
Next day, the first guy opens his box... bologna sandwich. He jumps, lands with a splat. Second guy opens his box, PB&J... does a beautiful swan dive and lands with a splat on the ground below. The third guy... bologna sandwich, splat on the ground.
At the funeral, the wives of the 3 men were all weeping together
. The first man's wife was crying and said to the second man's wife "I should have listened! He could have had a meatloaf sandwich! But I just made him bologna just like the day we were married!" The second man's wife also lamented her choice of sandwich for her husband... The third wife, done crying, looks at the other two women and says "I don't know what I could have done, he made his own lunches..."
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#1 by jamesh75 on 19 Aug, 2009 06:21
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#2 by Duffman on 19 Aug, 2009 07:43
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I was about to post about the crickets I heard after I told that joke, thanks Jamesh75!
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#3 by Mikekoz13 on 19 Aug, 2009 08:45
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Very nice!
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#4 by schro on 19 Aug, 2009 10:35
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Dudes #1 and #2 could have traded sammiches.....the 3rd guy was screwed.