Blondes

[frostillicus123]

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

[GaryT]

Love the blonde jokes...keep 'em coming!!

[Paul]

 

[Timmay]

LOL...NICE!!!!!!!!  lol

[SBG Math Guy]

LMAO   man this was priceless.

[PigPen]

Good stuff Frosty!!!

[Baldboss]

Love the blonde jokes...keep 'em coming!!

A blonde and brunette are walking down the street.  The brunette happens to look through the window of a florist shop and sees her boyfriend buying roses.  "Damn," she says to the blonde, "now I'll have to spend all weekend with my legs in the air."  To which the blonde replies, "You don't have a vase?"

[GaryT]

Ohhhh baldboss, that was baaaad!! BUT I loved it, laughed harder at that than most of the jokes I hear!!

[BaldBear]

A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening. The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in the lead story, who
is threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will actually jump.

"I'll take that bet," the blonde replied. 

A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had, indeed, jumped form the building. The redhead, feeling sudden guilt, turns to the blonde and tells her that she does not need to pay the $50.
 
"No, a bet's a bet," the blonde replies, "I owe you $50 dollars."  The redhead, feeling even more guilty, replies "No, you don't understand,
I saw the 5:30 edition, so I knew how it was going to turn out." 

"That's okay," the blonde replies, "I saw it earlier too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

[Baldboss]

 

[BaldBear]

 
THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO SEATTLE WHEN A BLONDE IN
ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS   
SECTION AND SITS DOWN..

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS
TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR  ECONOMY
CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN ECONOMY.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO SEATTLE
AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.."

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE  COCKPIT AND
TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN
FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.

THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO
EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE
AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.

THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M  BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO SEATTLE
AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."

THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE
WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN
TO REASON.

THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE.. I SPEAK BLONDE. I 'LL HANDLE THIS."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M
SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

THE PILOT  SAYS, "I TOLD HER THAT FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO SEATTLE ."

[Duffman]

What do you call a blonde standing on her head?  A brunette with bad breath....