dude's, I got the Mr. Clean comment, but if you think about it its more of a compliment than a slight, I mean, a Buff, Strong Clean dude that knows how to keep his world right... he might not be real, but he is famous.
That article does not take into account that I could care less who is shaving their head. But when someone comes out and is not just Bald, but Proud & Sly, that is when I take notice.