Damn Funny Quotes

[hammerdrill376]

Thought this would be kind of fun. If you have a funny quote, one you made up or one you've heard post it here. Let's see what we come up with. Now being from the south I can really appreciate this one.

"The only difference between a southern belle and a redneck woman is....a 12 pack of beer!"

[slyatlast]

Here's a good one relating to hair loss and slyness:

"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives."   

[SlyintheOC]

How about this one.....

"It's as useless as tits on a rain barrel"