Witty Bald Quips For Newbies

[Robmeister]

Hay gang!!....I'm still in the rookie department as far as shaving the bean.   So I'm still encountering people who are seeing me for the first time bald.

I have had a good time using prepared responses borrowed from Noner's lines (for going into a barber shop bald).  Found here:

http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=523.msg9319#msg9319

I thought it would be cool to give some of our newbies some cool come back lines for those initial encounters with friends, family & associates.

Noner....have at it......but if anyone else remembers some lines they've used, please share.

It's generally to have a quick come back to:

"Dude, when/why did you do that?"  or "Jesse, yer bald."

My standards have been:

"I asked for just a little off the top, man....my vow to you is that I'm not finished with that barber."

"I asked for a 'High & Tight', he obviously didn't know what that was"

one I've used at the gym:

"Dude, I tried this new creatine stack from GNC....the jury's still out on the muscle-building aspect"

I think this approach is way more confident for newbies than sheepishly looking down at yer shoes and saying.   "Well, uhhh, you know....I just have been curious for a while....and, ummm...thought I'd........"

Let's help other newbies out on this "hurdle" to going slick.....Post away mates!!!

[Paul]

Hay gang!!....I'm still in the rookie department as far as shaving the bean.   So I'm still encountering people who are seeing me for the first time bald.

I have had a good time using prepared responses borrowed from Noner's lines (for going into a barber shop bald).  Found here:

http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=523.msg9319#msg9319

I thought it would be cool to give some of our newbies some cool come back lines for those initial encounters with friends, family & associates.

Noner....have at it......but if anyone else remembers some lines they've used, please share.

It's generally to have a quick come back to:

"Dude, when/why did you do that?"  or "Jesse, yer bald."

My standards have been:

"I asked for just a little off the top, man....my vow to you is that I'm not finished with that barber."

"I asked for a 'High & Tight', he obviously didn't know what that was"

one I've used at the gym:

"Dude, I tried this new creatine stack from GNC....the jury's still out on the muscle-building aspect"

I think this approach is way more confident for newbies than sheepishly looking down at yer shoes and saying.   "Well, uhhh, you know....I just have been curious for a while....and, ummm...thought I'd........"

Let's help other newbies out on this "hurdle" to going slick.....Post away mates!!!

Dude you're bald!  "Yeah, it all started when Homer Simpson got me that job at the nuclear power plant"
Why did you do that to yourself?  "Well I was getting bad mileage on the bike and this cuts down on the wind resistance"

[Robmeister]

Dude you're bald!  "Yeah, it all started when Homer Simpson got me that job at the nuclear power plant"
Why did you do that to yourself?  "Well I was getting bad mileage on the bike and this cuts down on the wind resistance"

There ya go!!....good ones!!!

[Tom McGarry.]

I was washing my hair in the sink, and I accidently grabed my wife's nair instead of the shampoo!

[Noner]

There is another thread with some good lines here:

http://www.slybaldguys.com/smf/index.php?topic=151.0

[Noner]

I just saw Liar liar again on TV and I started using the line from it.

"So you shaved your head?"

Click the link to get my response.

http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Liar_Liar&quote=dingding.txt&file=dingding.wav


(I tried to imbed it but it didn't work)

[Robmeister]

LMAO!!...Noner....

Those have great comedic quality....

cool if you want to make the other person look like an idiot or feel bad about their observation.

I was thinking more "G-Rated" stuff....like our little scenario of walking into a barber.

That's ok,....I'll give you 24 hours to chew on it 

[blondeguy]

I saw one from Howie Mandell on the Headblade website that made me laugh.  "I was shaving my ass, and I got carried away."

[Tyler]

I saw one from Howie Mandell on the Headblade website that made me laugh.  "I was shaving my ass, and I got carried away."

 

[Robmeister]

I saw one from Howie Mandell on the Headblade website that made me laugh.  "I was shaving my ass, and I got carried away."

That's gorgeous!!!

[Cam]

I saw one from Howie Mandell on the Headblade website that made me laugh.  "I was shaving my ass, and I got carried away."

I'm so going to use that. I love it!

[Cy]

"Your mom seems to like it."

I almost got knocked hard for that one...

[Dtopford]

LOL I grin and tell them cause I wanted to  . Most people seem to think I look better bald any how