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#15
by
Sir Harry
on 24 May, 2013 23:23
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"Why pay a fortune teller....I can see into my future-and yours-right here!"
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#16
by
Baldandbeautiful
on 04 Jun, 2013 03:44
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I was at a pub one night with some friends and a guy across from us was playing pool, anyways I was up at the counter paying my bill. The man who was playing pool loses the ball and goes " has anyone seen a cueball?" To which my friend replays with "yeah he's up there paying his bill" made alot of people chuckle.
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#17
by
Mr Jules
on 04 Jun, 2013 06:00
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Standard joke in the office from me.
Female colleague brushing her hair and laments "I need to get my hair cut",
to which I reply in a dead pan tone "So do I.."
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#18
by
greatnessinc
on 05 Jun, 2013 10:08
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I filled my head with too much knowledge and it started pushing my hair out.
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#19
by
The Bald Blur
on 04 Aug, 2013 12:24
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Some of these are older than I am but still use it from time to time:
"God made as many perfect heads as He could and covered the rest with hair".
I'm not bald, I'm just too tall for my hair"
this one was particularly appropriate as I got older and the loss accelerated: "I'm not losing my hair, it's just migrating south for the winter"
And finally there' the t-shirt I saw once (and mods may remove this one) that said "Bald men get more head".
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#20
by
Sir Harry
on 04 Aug, 2013 14:07
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And finally there' the t-shirt I saw once (and mods may remove this one) that said "Bald men get more head".
Check out BaldBear's signature under his profile/posts....If that can stick around, so can the last part of your post.
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#21
by
g_bald
on 09 Aug, 2013 10:42
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Since I am rather tall:
"Yeah, well plants don't grow above the tree line either..."
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#22
by
JTH45
on 05 Dec, 2013 01:38
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And the old stand-by "Solar panel for a sex machine".
Hahahaha. Love it!
Cheers!!
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#23
by
imaginary
on 07 Dec, 2013 12:52
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"I wake up before the crack of dawn just so my hair can look this good."
"This humidity is wreaking havock to my hair."
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#24
by
EthanBaird
on 22 Feb, 2014 00:55
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And the old stand-by "solar panels for a sex machine".
Ya a real good one.. I think it is possible:)
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#25
by
M C C
on 18 Mar, 2014 19:10
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Finished a very trying phone call at work: "I'd tear my hair out but there's nothing to grab hold of."
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#26
by
BBCESQ
on 21 Mar, 2014 07:03
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My old stand by when asked why I shave my head:
"I had a wild hair and couldn't find it"
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#27
by
Carpet
on 30 Mar, 2014 14:08
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I always say I've air conditioning fitted
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#28
by
GettingThere13
on 31 Mar, 2014 11:09
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The jokes I typically gravitate toward:
"Well, I'm not losing hair, I'm gaining scalp!"
Or, "I'm not actually losing hair, it's just moving from my head down onto my face."
And there's the classic: "Hey, most of us lose it someday. Better to look like Bruce Willis than Donald Trump."
No one seems to disagree with that last one. Haha!