10 Ways The Toronto Maple Leafs Can Win The Stanley Cup Next Time Around1) If They Make A Love Guru 2
2) If Hell Freezes Over
3) If Michael Jordan Makes Hockey His Next Challenge
4) If All The Other Hockey Teams They Play Forfit
5) If OJ Simpson Admits He Did It
6) If Jimmy Hoffa's Body Is Descovered
7) If Glamor Rock Comes Back
If They Descover How To Use The Force Or Jedi Mind Tricks
9) If William Hung Learns To Sing
10) If Ellen Degeneres Becomes Straight
