Tell me about your tattoos please

[shaved]

I dont have any tats at all,
 But the best bald guy tat i saw was a guy shaved his head and then had small Hares ,the 4 footed big eared kind tatooed all over his head, from a distance it looked like he had Hair, But he said he did it because if any one asked him where is his hair , he would say i have more hares on my head than you.

Not my idea of a bald head but he loved it.

[BaldBear]

I have two. Left upper arm is a Grizzly Bear head, and the right upper arm is a vested bear playing the piano.

[Papa Don]

I have a gallery of tats.  Started getting them some 30 years ago.  I AM addicted.  I would guess that I probably have about 75% coverage on my body.  They are all in the Japanese style. If I live long enough I hope to have a complete body suit.

[bubbadave3]

Go on guys, tell me your tattoo tales. You can see mine at http://www.checkoutmyink.com/profile/tribalboy

Liked the tat pics.  BTW, was that you in a kilt?  I don't have a tartan, (seeing as I'm 100% Middle Eastern), but I do have a couple of Utilikilts that I wear as often as I can.

[RyanJP]

I might have had i few beers when this happened    

I almost spit all my orange juice at the monitor when I saw that.

......LOL, I don't know whats funnier a tattoo on the back of the head or the fact that its a sly guy with a kitten on a hammock on the back of the head.

BTW I see the vast accoutrements including the doll in the pic, you wouldn't happen to have the Leg lamp like in " A Christmas story" ?

[Mikekoz13]

I might have had i few beers when this happened    

I almost spit all my orange juice at the monitor when I saw that.

......LOL, I don't know whats funnier a tattoo on the back of the head or the fact that its a sly guy with a kitten on a hammock on the back of the head.

BTW I see the vast accoutrements including the doll in the pic, you wouldn't happen to have the Leg lamp like in " A Christmas story" ?

I asked this same question many months ago and Brother Aarrgghh quickly dispatched me!!!!

[RyanJP]

ROFLMAO !!! So then I might need you to provide a base of fire if I want to ask if the doll has a name   *and he hits the deck*

......I still can't get over that cat on that hammock  

[Mikekoz13]

I asked this same question many months ago and Brother Aarrgghh quickly dispatched me!!!!

ROFLMAO !!! So then I might need you to provide a base of fire if I want to ask if the doll has a name  *and he hits the deck*

......I still can't get over that cat on that hammock 
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I think that's one of those new robotic sex dolls that was in the news last week. I heard rumor that her name is Mrs. Aarrgghh...

[RyanJP]

Judging from the pic she comes with a kung-fu grip.

[ozzie]

All I kept thinking of was the movie "Lars and the Real Girl"

http://bit.ly/8IM9YM
 

[Mikekoz13]

Judging from the pic she comes with a kung-fu grip.

Adjustable to all sizes of ...uh...manhood............

[RyanJP]

All I kept thinking of was the movie "Lars and the Real Girl"

http://bit.ly/8IM9YM
 

Damn !!!!

[Tyler]

All I kept thinking of was the movie "Lars and the Real Girl"

http://bit.ly/8IM9YM
 

Hilarious! 

Has anyone actually seen that movie?

[tomgallagher]

Too freaking much.......

[aarrggh]

 it aint easy pimpin on SBG .