3 Guy's go to a Brothel, 1 guy was a professional football player, the next guy was a professional wrestler, the next guy was just a Sly Bald Guy from Oregon.
They asked the only woman there how much it was to enjoy her company, and she said that unlike the other girls, who charge a flat rate, she charged 10$ per INCH.
Well the Football player went in first, and after a while he came out and the other two asked him how much it cost him. He proudly said " 80 Dollars".
The Pro Wrestler went in next and after a while he came out and said it was the best 90 dollars he had spent in a long time..
Well the SBG from Oregon went in, and after a while he came out as was quickly asked "How much did it cost you?"
The SBG said 20$. the other 2 started to laugh hysterically.....But the SBG said " You 2 paid on the way in, I paid on the way out".