When I was at work yesterday there was a customer that commented on how shiny my head was. Then they asked if I used turtle wax (for cars) to get the shine. I told them ice cubes and aloe vera.
Anyway that got me to thinking, what would happen if someone put car wax type stuff on their dome, would it make it shine or what?
Mike............ I very respectfully ask.......... Don't you

have something better to think about while you're feeding all those critters you own???
It's not the wax that necessarily makes your paint shine, it's the polish that should be applied before it. Wax is just a sealer/topcoat that protects the finish.

But no, wax alone will not make your head shine - in fact I would guess it to have the opposite effect since your skin is much more porous than paint which would cause the residue to sit, making your skin dull in appearance but smelling quite nice.
Its just one of the many random thoughts that go through my mind while feeding and milking and haying lol.
Don't know if it would make the old dome shine or not Mike, but it should let your wife get more for you on a trade in
PMSL at this thread!!

is anyone going to actually try it?!!
You probably would get a real bad case of your skin pores getting clogged up

and it will probably not work.
Kinda like the guy I knew that used silicone seal for holding his false teeth in with
PMSL at this thread!! 
is anyone going to actually try it?!!
TIMMMMAY!!!! WHERE ARE YOU BOY? WE GOT A PROJECT FOR YA.
PMSL at this thread!! 
is anyone going to actually try it?!!
TIMMMMAY!!!! WHERE ARE YOU BOY? WE GOT A PROJECT FOR YA.
too funny!!!
nice pic there Paulie, you have very pretty eyes!