People keep kissing & rubbing my head...

[Robmeister]

Got the largest group grope of the bean last night......all lay days!!!!

Was tendin' bar last night and there was a table of lay days that were PARTYING, MAN!....I mean just shy of flashing boobies.........GIRLS-GONE-WILD style.  (In fact my bar back said one of them did....but I missed it @#$%^&*!  ).

I'm the only bartender, so my bar back motions me over there 'cause the girls want to meet the bartender who's been making them such tasty Sex On The Beaches.

There were 5 or 6 of them...next thing I know I've got 10 or 12 clean cool hottie hands all over robmeister's egg.

have I established a precedence....or has someone had more than that at one time?

[jusbnme]

Got the largest group grope of the bean last night......all lay days!!!!

Was tendin' bar last night and there was a table of lay days that were PARTYING, MAN!....I mean just shy of flashing boobies.........GIRLS-GONE-WILD style.  (In fact my bar back said one of them did....but I missed it @#$%^&*!  ).

I'm the only bartender, so my bar back motions me over there 'cause the girls want to meet the bartender who's been making them such tasty Sex On The Beaches.

There were 5 or 6 of them...next thing I know I've got 10 or 12 clean cool hottie hands all over robmeister's egg.

have I established a precedence....or has someone had more than that at one time?

I don't know if anyone can top that one.  I sure would love to try though.  Oh crap!!! My wife is coming.      Go you "sly dog."   

[Paul]

Can't beat that here, you da man!

[schro]

When I grow up, I want to be the RobMeister.

[Medic aka Rocko]

Maybe we should all become bartenders

[Robmeister]

Maybe we should all become bartenders

Funny you should mention that....I'm only doing this as a temporary fix to stay afloat while getting my consulting firm off the ground...

But yesterday I was thinkin'....this is a pretty stinkin' cool job right here.

[MR. CLEAN]

Nice Job brother!  I prefere cleaning them up on the other side of the Bar... 

[Bald Girl Gone Wild]

Dude today at work reached up and started to rub... I took him to his knees with a wrist lock in front of about three gals who were shall we say shocked but then started laughing and made him promise to buy me a latte' at Starbucks before I let him up!   

Since I'm not ready to take someone down  ... what do you suggest I do/say when someone comes up and just cops a feel? My head of course .... 

[schro]

Let me be the first (I think) to welcome you Bald Girl GW. You've found a fun website.
I'd say you should hold out your hand and ask for an acceptable amount of $$ or ask them to order you a Schrotini.

Cheers!

[Paul]

Guess an answer would depend on who was doing the feeling!  As for me, welcome Bald Girl, glad you joined us.
Nice to have another attractive feminine presence in the group.

[BaldRob]

Welcome to SBG, BGGW!

The random head rub is just one of those things that all of us sly people have to deal with... sometimes it can be hard being an object to the "hairy" people that can't rub their own heads!

[Bald Girl Gone Wild]

Guess an answer would depend on who was doing the feeling! 

Thank you Schro and Paul for the welcomes!

As for who’s doing the feeling I get a lot of women trying to hit on me, I guess they didn’t see the husband, but it is mostly men. The funniest are bald men, does mine feel different??

[BaldRob]

Guess an answer would depend on who was doing the feeling! 

Thank you Schro and Paul for the welcomes!

As for who’s doing the feeling I get a lot of women trying to hit on me, I guess they didn’t see the husband, but it is mostly men. The funniest are bald men, does mine feel different??

BGGW, I think you just unwittingly gave all single sly guys a new pickup line when we see a sly chick!! 

[warhawk]

NICE!!!!  welcome 2 the forum bggw.  gr8 2 c someone of the female gender.

WARHAWK

[Kajun]

welcome BGGW! glad ya decided to join us  give us a introduction post and let us know about yourself!